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1. Foot fetish dudes asking me if my feet smell after I workout (no, I never smell, make smells, do smelly things, smell smelly things, make things smelly for you to smell)

2. Dudes pretending to be women via email (Cindy, yeah right, you're bi-curious and hot, bitch please)

3. The dude that asked me if he could bring his sister's pantyhose to the appt. (you know who you are!)

4. Dudes sending me their medical bills. I am not responsible for injuries sustained during our time together. I told you it was a bad idea but you just didn't wanna listen.

5. Incomplete sentences. And I also hate it when people use a lot of comma splices, every time they write something. I wouldn't hold the latter against anyone. I just cringe on the inside.

You, and, Giselle, Fuller, should, write a, um, er,

:D:D:D

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Thank god for a hobby phone, because cold calls, out of the blue, lookin for business...suck.

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I have a solid base of regulars whom I adore. I've only had one ncns when I first started so I can't speak to that but I have plenty of others. I made a posting several weeks ago and this is what it yielded.

"Oh I'm going to come early in case there's traffic." (after I've asked him not to bc there never is and I can't see him earlier than the scheduled time.)

Arriving early. Don't mind late....hate early. In all my time doing this, every single appointment has arrived early and he has to wait. I think some of you ladies must have put the fear in these guys.

"Oh my gosh...I had such a good time that I forgot about handing you the money."

"The teller must have given me the wrong amount"

"I thought that you only charged 200"

Probably above all is not following the simple instruction of calling or texting when he arrives is the number one reason to check him off of my client list.

The other reasons have been reasons to cross them off which I did.

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I know that I don't participate here much anymore, but I just couldn't resist this thread.

While I agree with Destiny on this one, I'd also like to add a few to her list;

Poor hygiene. Please don't expect to kiss me if you have foul breath. Please don't expect me to spend a lot of time in the nether region if your balls smell like sour milk. I am always clean and fresh for you, please show me the same courtesy. =)

Detailed reviewers. While I understand that there are some guys who get a kick out of posting raunchy, vivid reviews, I personally do not appreciate them & here's why; I am not a robot. The experience you have with me is tailored specifically to YOU. What I'm willing to do with you, may not necessarily be something that I'm willing to do with 100% of my clients. There are a few reasons for this, the main being chemistry, but others include poor hygiene or bad attitude. I do not give incentives for reviews, but I do ask anyone who reviews me to give a fair & honest assessment of the time we shared. Did I show up on time? Did I look as hot as I do in my pictures, did the experience surpass your expectations? As far as I'm concerned, that's all anyone else really needs to know.

Last, but not least...Rescuers. Often times I encounter people who would like to "get to know me outside of the hobby" and "take me out on a real date." While I do appreciate this sentiment, it's never going to happen. I'm not a kitten stuck in a tree, I truly enjoy what I do and I don't need to be rescued. When this boundary is crossed, the first thought that comes to mind is that someone wants to get the goods for free. The nature of this business is that it is a business! We get together, have an awesome time, you go your way & I go mine. While I do have many regular clients that I absolutely adore and respect, I am not using my profession as a means to find a long-term, commited relationship. Sorry.

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My biggest Pet Peeve is some guy's email addresses combined with a vague request and no signature. Or these kinds of email addresses combined with a request that is way to discriptive and sounds like a set-up. ....mainly guys off of BP that don't think. If a guy is going to email a new provider, and expect her to trust him, he should put more thought into the email address and at least sign the email with a first name. I cannot stand when a guy emails you and leaves no name, but has an email such as these. Don't they think that some girls would be hesitant? I mean who , in their right mind, thinks a girl wouldn't either ignore this person or screen like there is no tomorrow? Some of them are so bad that I don't even respond. Here are a few types of examples that Ive seen recently. Some are even far worse.

I have switched them around slightly so as not to expose anyone-

InternetCOP1234@XXXXX.com

detective69@xxxx.com

1234police@xxxx.com

LE1234@xxxxx.com

junkmailbox1234@xxxx.com

007@xxxxx.com

50@xxxxx.com

LE12H50@xxxx.com

spamguy@xxxxx.com

spyman@xxxxx.com

ecop@xxxxx.com

FBI1234@xxxxx.com

1234auditor@xxxxx.com

cumfuckme@xxxxx.com

1234suckmycock@xxxx.com

makeubleed@xxxx.com

thechocker@xxxx.com

gag69her@xxxxx.com

traveljob1234@xxxxxx.com

used2kill@xxxxx.com

psyco1234@xxxxx.com

prisonblues1234@xxxxx.com

fuckthatbitch@xxxxx.com

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Another one of my pet peeves is a website that does not open or when it does it takes forever, usually will just move on when that happens.

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Another one of my pet peeves is a website that does not open or when it does it takes forever, usually will just move on when that happens.

If a girl's website doesn't open, you should let her know...Maybe she isn't aware of it. Even on EB, there are issues sometimes and the girl's might not know. I always tell them, and they are usually really glad to know.

I should add that it sometimes has to do with one's firewall settings, or the ability to block some flash.

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From a hobbyist point of view...

1.) When providers don't clean their incall between appointments. Once I found a used condom in the bathroom and I've seen used towels lying around too. I realize I'm probably not her only appointment of the day, but it's just gross when you have to see an obvious reminder.

2.) Drunk Providers - Yes this has happened to me and it's awful:mad:I am sure the ladies don't like drunk clients.

3.) Tired Providers - Been to appointments where providers are so exhausted they are not into the session at all. IMO they should not schedule or cancel if they are not awake enough to host a client.

4.) Providers never updating their pictures. It's ok if they don't do it very often, but some providers never seem to. IMO they probably don't get much business because their pics are from five years ago.

5.) Finally, providers that try to rush a session. The client deserves the amount of time they pay for, unless they are breaking rules or choose to leave before the time is up.

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Really, my ultimate goal in posting this thread is for all of us to learn how to treat one another better.

I have no desire to get into a pissing match with you, but you might want to follow your own advice considering you just referred to me as an idiot because I have a different viewpoint than you regarding someone and their character. You know nothing about me nor my education. I never attacked you personally. Funny how those who are always preaching class and respect for one another on a free message board - show so little.

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Of God! Give me a break. What you said was rude and disrespectful hence my comments.

I have no desire to get into a pissing match with you, but you might want to follow your own advice considering you just referred to me as an idiot because I have a different viewpoint than you regarding someone and their character. You know nothing about me nor my education. I never attacked you personally. Funny how those who are always preaching class and respect for one another on a free message board - show so little.
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I would like to get replies from both providers and hobbyists on the subject regarding your biggest pet peeves. I would imagine from the guys side that up-selling is going to be a big one. Probably using fake pics and so on and so forth.

Really, my ultimate goal in posting this thread is for all of us to learn how to treat one another better. If nobody else takes anything positive from this thread, and bad behaviors continue (which I'm sure they will), I, for one, WILL do the best that I can to learn something from this, play fair, and treat others as I would want to be treated myself.

Thanks all and have a great day!:)

Chicks who take their disagreements public on the forum and show they're just as base and trivial as most of the male miscreants up here.

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2nd post-poners:

Now gotta go find a place to hang out for a 45 minutes 'cause I ain't waiting in the apartment complex parking lot any longer.

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One pet peeve I thought of is the opposite of the boundary pusher. That is providers that are too focused on 3g.

They say guys don't spend enough time before going for the vj-j but I've experienced this many times as a hobbyist; providers telling you to "get comfortable" within a few seconds of opening the door. Going right for the bj/hj to achieve wood & once orgasm is achieved very quickly pulling out getting up & session over regardless of how much time has gone by.

The worst part about this is over time I've conditioned myself to come sooner because in my experience during a session the quicker they can get you to finish the better they like it.

Being so worried about a condom coming off that they are not letting me finish my orgasm before they are pulling out. There's been many times I've finished a 1/2 hr session within the first 15 minutes. If I finish in 15 isn't the remainder of my time still my time?

Sometimes a back-rub or a visit or just being close looking at a beautiful naked woman is a good thing. Many ladies don't realize this is where you get your return customers. By trying to establish some connection guys are much more likely to come back. If you don't why should they? Every time they'd see you it would be like the first time. Why do that when they can move on to someone who might make more of a connection. No wonder guys go from provider to provider, they are probably searching for the one that is going to establish enough of a rapport that they want to see them again.

What happened to the idea that I'm paying you well for your time & trying to make me happy & leave satisfied? Guys are not just a 1/2hr appt & whatever fee, they may have saved up to see you or your session may have a lot more meaning to them.

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I dont work alone or screen alone so venting?! Is half the fun!!!

I am fortunate to have a parter so we sit..and laugh our asses of at the text messages we get.

" I got twenty dollar n I only need you to shoot and apple outta ur ass an make a basket"

" Your fetish friendly right, so... I just need like 2 of you minutes to jerk off while I watch you play with your friend. I can do that for $75 cause Im not touching either gal, right?

" I cant get full service for $100? Fuck you bitches.. I can get younger and prettier for less than a hundred."

" So your French Quickie special, that includes Greek huh."

" Your not really Angela Aspen, your cops"

"you think Im gonna give you my personal information?"

"I cant give you my facebook friend request...like your gonna tell my whole red neck family.. artncha?"

"I need a current phone pic of RIGHT NOW. So hold up a sign that says " I love Stewie" so I know your for real"

" I can pop twice in 15 minutes, right?

"I have a 9 inch cock, dontcha wanna go all the way instead of this silly French stuff?"... " I got $20 more to stick it in!

Followed by " WHy not... you dont find me attractive?"

"We should hang out off the clock"

MY FAV!!!-->> " I will trade you for weed"

"Wondering if you offer :BBBJ and aroundThe World CIM followed by ohefohaweoahng and ourghbons0" .. (dear Lord)

"can I see you in five minute?"

" you've been tested, right?"

"Im not gay but will you shove (THIS) up my ASS"

" I don't kiss"

"Your not wearing perfume, right?"

While Im traveling, " Can you wear a white garter belt with yellow stockings and green boots?... Also, do you have a Madonna bra like she worn in "Like a Virgin".. Its a huge turn on if you squirt and shoot a watermelon out of your ass.

"your kinda old.. can I just pay you $100 and we call it a day?"

" So & So's rate is $300.. why isnt yours"

"Why are your rates so high?"

"So I can nut like 4 times in a half hour, right?"

"Your a porn star so why cant I stick it in your ass?"

" You squirt, right?"

SHOVE my head in the pillow when its whites comforter and my make up has to stay on the the next client who will be there in 5 minutes

DONT GRAB MY HAIR

" If I fly to the these islands, you FREE because its a vacation, right?

"Can you act like my daughter?"

"Can you smoke the hole hour and blow it in my face?"

"Can my friends join in?"

"Since I knew you as Kennedy, I can see you for $200hr, right?

DONT Grab MY HAIR

Dont cum on the spread.. cum in my mouth... there is a reason for everything.

DOnt throw the babywipes aways to "see how many clients ive seen by peering in the trash can"

"So Have you had a busy day?

" Most clients are ugly, right?"

Dont Grab my Hair!

Reading Text is 51% of the fun I have in this biz

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Don't let it be optional. Say "okay, I am going to go ahead and get your shower started" and then take your butt to the bathroom and start the shower and lay out a clean towel. Hand his ass a bar of soap and ask him if there is anything else you can get for him. Better yet, jump in the shower with him and soap him up yourself, that way it is sexy and fun for him and you know FOR SURE that he is clean.

LMFAOOOO You make me laugh!!! That is a good one im definitely gonna have to start doing that!!!!

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Well, mine were...

1. Cock pics...I really do NOT get excited over your 1/8 in. hard phallus showing up in my email. *delete*

2. Showing up early. Seriously, I set the appt. at noon because, well, that is the time that IS available...NOT 11:30! I really hate having to be rushed to finish getting beautiful for a client because he gets too excited. Love that he is excited...hate that he is early!

3.Asking for description or for more pics when I OBVIOUSLY have many pics, in different angles and looks that show exactly who I am. I cannot count how many times I was asked this. UGH!

4. Asking me if you were the first or last guy I have seen. Yeah, I am not telling you this one EVER! You are paying for a fantasy, not for me to answer to the third degree!

5. Slamming me onto your cock when I was doing BJ. Most clients have NO IDEA how tempted I was to bite them. I am not a porn star nor never will be, and I can, on my own, take you deep. Ask before you ASSume that a lady can and will do this!

6. Searching my place. My husband has better things to do than to listen to you and me moan in the next room. We are all alone and nothing puts you on my "to not see" list than to not trust me.

7. "Are you a cop?" With this question, sometimes, I wish I was just so I could seriously freak the hell out of some client for being that stupid and asking that question. Sure would make my day! : ) My advice to this one...look up the legal laws in your State and County before venturing into this if you are "so worried" about getting caught. Geez!

Destiny, I agree with the others that you presented...good post!

*smooches*

Gisele Fuller

I totally agree. I had a regular who i have seen atleast 20 times and he thought it was okay he came 20 mins early no call no text and knock on my door and act like nothing was wrong... Thank the lord i wasnt in a date because that would of been a complete disaster!! LOL

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AMEN to that...

all the stupid f'ing threads about $$$, who should charge what, economics lectures............
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Sometimes I think because this is not a business that is on-the-up and up people like to play games. Both providers and hobbyists have suffered from some kind of stupidity from the opposite sex during the booking, setting up the appointment, to the meeting process. It is very unfortunate that people like to play games and act stupid, when all that this should be about is having fun.

I thought maybe I could start a thread about some of our (providers and hobbyists) biggest pet peeves that are associated with this industry. Who knows, maybe we can learn something from one another and try to treat each other with the respect that we all deserve. It's doubtful, but ANYTHING is possible I guess.

Some of my pet peeves include:

No call no-shows. Actually, I would say that this is at the top of my list. Over the years, I have learned that the more intensive screening is the less likely I am to have this happen to me. But I have been there and done that and got the T-shirt many of times. This is the ultimate in rudeness as far as I am concerned. Have enough decency to at least give me a phone call and let me know that you cannot make it.

People that do not follow directions. I think the biggest reason that this is a pet peeve of mine is because it concerns me about behavioral issues that may surface IF I was to book an appointment with this type of person. I blatantly say in my advertisement PLEASE CALL AND LEAVE A VOICE MESSAGE TO MAKE APPOINTMENT but for some strange reason I still get 1000 text messages a day.

Rude behaviors and snide comments. We see it here commonly. I guess that some people just enjoy saying mean things to others, but this is something that I will NEVER understand. For me, personally, I never feel good about myself after I insult somebody else. It seems that some people actually enjoy saying hurtful things, which actually speaks volumes about the person saying it. Like Danielle Rae's signature says, ugly people say ugly things. That is very true.

Time wasters. I don't know how common it is for the hobbyists to experience time wasters (besides NCNS's), but I know for certain that from the provider's point of view it is much more common than it should be. Please don't e-mail me 1 million times before we meet. If you need somebody to e-mail back and forth with you 1 million times before you actually meet, I am not the girl for you. Be respectful of each other's time.

Boundary pushers. Again, I do not know how common this is on the hobbyists side but, once again, it is way too common on our side. If I said I do not want to do something, don't push me. If our appointment ends in 5 min. please be getting ready to leave. Don't try and stay and talk to me because you think that I REALLY like you.

These are a few of MY pet peeves. I am very grateful and thankful to you guys that do not act like fools and I want to point that out instead of just ranting and raving about the guys that I speak of in this post. Many of you are 100% gentleman with great attitudes and attributes that I enjoy. So to you, THINK YOU!

I would like to get replies from both providers and hobbyists on the subject regarding your biggest pet peeves. I would imagine from the guys side that up-selling is going to be a big one. Probably using fake pics and so on and so forth.

Really, my ultimate goal in posting this thread is for all of us to learn how to treat one another better. If nobody else takes anything positive from this thread, and bad behaviors continue (which I'm sure they will), I, for one, WILL do the best that I can to learn something from this, play fair, and treat others as I would want to be treated myself.

Thanks all and have a great day!:)

Mine is not having enough oportunity to make it to the Mile High City to see Destiny.

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1. Foot fetish dudes asking me if my feet smell after I workout (no, I never smell, make smells, do smelly things, smell smelly things, make things smelly for you to smell)

2. Dudes pretending to be women via email (Cindy, yeah right, you're bi-curious and hot, bitch please)

3. The dude that asked me if he could bring his sister's pantyhose to the appt. (you know who you are!)

4. Dudes sending me their medical bills. I am not responsible for injuries sustained during our time together. I told you it was a bad idea but you just didn't wanna listen.

5. Incomplete sentences. And I also hate it when people use a lot of comma splices, every time they write something. I wouldn't hold the latter against anyone. I just cringe on the inside.

I swear to God, I don't know who cracks me up more, Megan or Destiny. These two girls should have their own cable talk show. It would be hilarious. Keep up the good work.

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#1 pet peeve...ME, I swear i try but im always needing an extra 10 min. wtf? it's like im nervous after how long? im a dork.

#2 all of the above ,

a. ) guys honestly ..please freshen up when you arrive. if you dont think you need to, DO IT ANYWAY!

b.) when you schedule, we turn down others . when you dont show ....we lose income. DON'T MESS W A WOMENS MONEY!!

C.) We do not need pics of Your cock. see us and we'll see it.

d.) read our ads , don't just look at our boobs. this biz is discreet,

e.) ladies dont rip our guys off, you bitches,(sorry had to)

f.) i like spending timE with most so i dont mind if ya stay a little longer. but don't expect i can do that everytime i see you.

ok im lazy tonight so i wont go on n on n on n on ...

i talk too much dammit , someone put a *ock in it... SOCK GUYS , JEESH

I CRACK MYSELF UP LOL!!:D

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making DATY my very first stop only to be "treated" to the distinct taste of a mixture of lube and latex. :( game over

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I thought I posted this. Maybe it got deleted.

1. Upselling - There will never be repeat business from this. Exception - including a fetish (which I don't take.)

2. Pictures that are significantly different. Similar is fine to me. I just leave if it's too different.

3. Tampon strings

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My biggest pet peeve? Providers who are unable to follow directions (yes, I've posted about this many times before):

1. Download a fucking map, then follow it. How hard can this be? No more 30 phone calls: I can't find your place!

2. If I tell you: Please don't ring the front door, go around the back, and I'll let you in: do it!

3. I told you to dress modestly, so why are you at my door dressed like a cheap walmart hooker?

4. You have no condoms. Now you're "cruising" the neighborhood, trying to find a CVS.

5. Your snatch isn't freshly shaved or waxed. Thanks, but I already have a cheese grater.:cool:

6. You reek of cigarette smoke, even though I mentioned my absolute disgust of cigarettes.

7. You reek of alcohol.

8. You reek of both.

9. Your legs aren't freshly shaved.

10. After the session, I feel like I need a shower just to get the perfume stench off of me (I told you that I dislike perfumes, but, again, you didn't listen).

11. You ask me whether I post on TOB - none of your fucking business and irrelevant to the session at hand.

12. You are late.

13. You talk my ear off.

14. You are poorly prepared: you rummage for half an hour in your bag to find condoms, it takes you ten minutes to figure out how to mute your phone, etc.

15. You immediately "fall into a routine", accompanied by fake moans and orgasms.

16. You don't look anything like your pictures.

17. You are fatter/older than what you claimed to be.

18. You don't know how to suck a dick.

19. Too many restrictions, constant complaints.

etc. etc.

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