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The Twelve Steps to Proper Pooning

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I wrote this today after being inspired by another thread on another board and wanted to share here in hopes of giving everyone a smile!

The Twelve Steps to Happy Pooning

1. We admit we are horny as hell, that we are powerless to our libidos and it controls our thoughts.

2. Came to believe that an orgasm more powerful than us could restore us to sanity and enable us to return to society.

3. Made a decision to tell the Moral Majority to 'go to hell' we're going to have some fun!

4. Made a complete search of posts & threads for possible playmates, including reviews, references and ISOs.

5. Admitted that we wanted more and increased our exposure, menus, and fantasies.

6. Were entirely ready to wrap it up and take the plunge to remove all this anticipation & tension.

7. Humbly removed our clothing and inhibitions to live a little more than the rest.

8. Made a list of our ATF, TDL, with the reviews and ads in neat sections.

9. Made contact, scheduled appointments and did so whenever we could possibly get away with it.

10.Continued to check out the Newbies, recent posts, and some of us even TOFTT.

11. Sought through bp, the internet, local boards, and when necessary even posted our own ISO threads.

12. Having had our intimate encounters, we wrote the reviews and gave references to help play it safe and have a Happy Ending, too!

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