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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

I have sneezed while giving TF . lol

But the sad part he didn't say bless you , I guess we both were shocked.:rolleyes: oh well .

Busty Monica

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I have sneezed while giving TF . lol

But the sad part he didn't say bless you , I guess we both were shocked.:rolleyes: oh well .

Busty Monica

You must be allergic to latex.:D

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You must be allergic to latex.:D

Oh damn I meant UTF :eek: . That was my mistake sorry .

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Oh damn I meant UTF :eek: . That was my mistake sorry .

So let me get this straight....

You're performing TF, you sneeze, and it becomes UTF?

I think we have a new standard for the expression "blow job."

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So let me get this straight....

You're performing TF, you sneeze, and it becomes UTF?

I think we have a new standard for the expression "blow job."

No . I was typing yesterday in a hurry & I though I was telling my story right but I forgot the U in UTF & I couldn't remember if we could use the term BJ on the board without gettiing flaged.

So I made a mistake in my spelling .

So now I have a new embarrassing moment for the day.

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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

Destiny, no matter how crappy my day may be going, you crack me up woman! This time to the point of almost wetting my damn pants! Thanks for the smile! :)

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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

I've done that too D! It's so humiliating!:o:o:o

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I had a request for this once. Couldn't make it happen. Has me wondering if this is an illegal act and what the charge would be called? Those of you in LE on here can you help me out with that??

I've done that too D! It's so humiliating!:o:o:o
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I had a request for this once. Couldn't make it happen. Has me wondering if this is an illegal act and what the charge would be called?

I think this would fall under assphyxiation. :D

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. . . . and this would surely fail a breathalyzer test . .

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i had a lovely at my place and when we went outside for a break late at night, i accidentally locked us out

pretty f'n embarrassing but she was cool about it and we had a good laugh - thank the lord a rescue key was quickly procured

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That would fall under...Introducing a foriegn gas...Im sure there is a Colorado CRS statue for that!

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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

He should consider himself lucky! A freebie!

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Sometimes my dentures fall out. I get embarrassed at first, but usually the guy wants to experience my ever delightful "gum job". So everything turns out AOK in the end! I should be more prouder of my toothless chamber of love.

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That is so frickin HOT!!! Reminds me of when my grandmother's friends at the nursing home would seduce me for a ride to the cigarette store:o

Sometimes my dentures fall out. I get embarrassed at first, but usually the guy wants to experience my ever delightful "gum job". So everything turns out AOK in the end! I should be more prouder of my toothless chamber of love.
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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

I had this chick who gagged on my cock when I pushed her head down as I was nuttin - she threw up on me, and then bit my cock. Very embarrassing.

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I had this chick who gagged on my cock when I pushed her head down as I was nuttin - she threw up on me, and then bit my cock. Very embarrassing.

Some of us pay extra for that.:D

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I farted during DATO...:o

Do you have any embarrassing moments that you'd like to share?

Disgusting. You should have the guy a full refund.

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Disgustingly hot. You should have charged the guy extra for that.

There. Fixed it for ya!:cool:

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He should consider himself lucky! A freebie!

I dated a lady in New Orleans that had dentures... both versions of UTF were fantastic... will be looking you up Jill xxoo

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