The Brain is Sexy Too!

[SmileyDawg]

Many times here we discuss the size of organs yet the largest is still the brain.

So here is one for your "organ".

Define the meaning of:

Hint: activity often discussed

[Nusa]

Many times here we discuss the size of organs yet the largest is still the brain.

So here is one for your "organ".

Define the meaning of:

Hint: activity often discussed

i 8 Sum PI

I ate some pie.

[SmileyDawg]

too easy eh?

[Guest JenniferOfDenver]

too easy eh?

Nicely done.

Got any more?

[Beverly Fisher]

I kind of like this one... can be sexual or not, and not necessarily nice, but funny anyhow....

It's hard being the one who blows the bell curve...

xxxooo

Beverly ;-*

[Beverly Fisher]

Oh, and this one is irresistible. Kermit the Frog sold separately.

xxxooo

Beverly ;-*

[Nusa]

Oh, and this one is irresistible. Kermit the Frog sold separately.

xxxooo

Beverly ;-*

[louisville42]

I kind of like this one... can be sexual or not, and not necessarily nice, but funny anyhow....

It's hard being the one who blows the bell curve...

xxxooo

Beverly ;-*

The version I have is more explicit. It has the headline "how the Bell Curve works", and two positions marked "you" & "me".

[SmileyDawg]

Ok since I had a request from JenniferOfDenver for more, here is a silly one

Solve for the following equation:

1 part Sulfur, 2 parts Sodium & 1 part Barium

or in periodic table formula;

S+2Na+Ba -> ?

Lost? here is a hint; guys seem fascinated when girls have these in their mouths.

Solution:

First rearrange the elements

Ba+2Na+S -> ?

The answer =

Ba+2Na+S -> Bananas

[Nusa]

Ok since I had a request from JenniferOfDenver for more, here is a silly one

Solve for the following equation:

1 part Sulfur, 2 parts Sodium & 1 part Barium

or in periodic table formula;

S+2Na+Ba -> ?

Lost? here is a hint; guys seem fascinated when girls have these in their mouths.

Solution:

First rearrange the elements

Ba+2Na+S -> ?

The answer =

Ba+2Na+S -> Bananas

[Guest JenniferOfDenver]

Uhmm ... these are not the Droids we are seeking!

If there is intelligent life in this subcorner of the Universe, I'd like to see it before I become completely engrossed in my happily ever after.

Heck, I'm just here for the free hors d'oeuvres! ;-)

Seriously, whether or not this forum is anything more than a thinly-veiled shill is outside of my pay grade. I'd like to be entertained while I'm here, and perhaps likeminded friends may reconvene elsewhere, should circumstances present themselves :-)

[Nusa]

Uhmm ... these are not the Droids we are seeking!

If there is intelligent life in this subcorner of the Universe, I'd like to see it before I become completely engrossed in my happily ever after.

Heck, I'm just here for the free hors d'oeuvres! ;-)

Seriously, whether or not this forum is anything more than a thinly-veiled shill is outside of my pay grade. I'd like to be entertained while I'm here, and perhaps likeminded friends may reconvene elsewhere, should circumstances present themselves :-)

[Burt Reynolds]

...largest is still the brain.

The largest external is the skin

The largest internal organ is the liver

[Guest]

Oh, and this one is irresistible. Kermit the Frog sold separately.

xxxooo

Beverly ;-*

That's so cool! I wants it.

[Nusa]

The largest external is the skin

The largest internal organ is the liver

http://www.einfopedia.com/human-body-organs-anatomy-of-largest-biggest-organs-system-functions-formation.php

But you do have to wonder about this guy.

[SmileyDawg]

http://www.einfopedia.com/human-body-organs-anatomy-of-largest-biggest-organs-system-functions-formation.php

I stand corrected - should of check the interwebs first

[Ranger1999]

While I enjoy the stimulation of my brain housing group, I have come to the concludion long ago that I am two brain cells away from milking cows for a living. Any brain stimulation above my normal senses of taste, smell, touch and sight are well beyond my intellignece level. I wish for once that we would stop complicating the simplest of pleasures with thought.

[Guest JenniferOfDenver]

While I enjoy the stimulation of my brain housing group, I have come to the concludion long ago that I am two brain cells away from milking cows for a living. Any brain stimulation above my normal senses of taste, smell, touch and sight are well beyond my intellignece level. I wish for once that we would stop complicating the simplest of pleasures with thought.

You and bovines are happily simpatico, and those of us who believe that amazing sex begins with mental stimulation shall simply sit back and watch.

No offense if we go, "Eeuww!"

Admittedly, the most brilliant individual I am pleased to know is a quiet adherent of stilling the monkeymind through meditation. Chop wood, carry water, and rock my world ;-)

I can banter and debate with the best of them. In fact, I rather enjoy it. However, the only thing that gets me completely out of my own head is something more interesting than my own thoughts. After indulging my strange fetish for intellectual stimulation, I am mentally satiated and eager to move on to the physical realm.

Then my toes curl, and I'm just gone.

[Guest JenniferOfDenver]

Hindsight is 20/20.

I recently received a rucksack containing one free day of precognition.

Time for a 180, and straight on til morning.

[Guest JenniferOfDenver]

Ok since I had a request from JenniferOfDenver for more, here is a silly one

Solve for the following equation:

1 part Sulfur, 2 parts Sodium & 1 part Barium

or in periodic table formula;

S+2Na+Ba -> ?

Lost? here is a hint; guys seem fascinated when girls have these in their mouths.

Solution:

First rearrange the elements

Ba+2Na+S -> ?

The answer =

Ba+2Na+S -> Bananas

Okay, so how did we make bananas out of a metallic alkaline earth element? Tropical fruits are not present on the periodic table, last time I checked ;-)

Very cute, but you smell like beer and your professor is grumpy.

B+ Cmments in red pencil:

Monkeys like bananas. Are we attempting to game my class and hit Shakespeare through sheer perseverance?

See me after class for the thorough scolding you deserve.

Note: I do not have sex with simians

[Nusa]

Hindsight is 20/20.

I recently received a rucksack containing one free day of precognition.

Time for a 180, and straight on til morning.

Precogs don't fit in rucksacks.

Second star to the right and strait on until morning.

Peter Pan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-DUi3TyXZ0

Star Trek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jrvUgvw0Ws

[SmileyDawg]

Okay, so how did we make bananas out of a metallic alkaline earth element?

Very cute, but you smell like beer and your professor is grumpy.

See me after class for the thorough scolding you deserve.

Prof. JenniferOfDenver I clearly stated the Alpha Sigma Sigma fraternity was having a rush party the night before the exam. The response to the Mid-term question on the test was taken out of context.

I will be at your office as instructed however & will the scolding involve paddles?

“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.”

― Albert Einstein