Posted April 24, 2012 I've been a lurker for a while now and figured it was time to intoduce myself and say thanks to all for the great information and laughs. So just to make sure I have this right, the important things are: 1. Wash my crack 2. Wash my crack...yes it's that important that I wrote it twice 3. Make ASPs laugh 4. Get a P411 acount 5. Check reviews 6. Relax and have fun Does that sum it up? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 (1) is always good policy regardless. I think its safe to move (4) to the 2nd position. Then repeat 1 again for (3). 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 Welcome and congrats on "coming out":) A clean ass is a happy ass! Happy Hobbying:) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 (1) is always good policy regardless. I think its safe to move (4) to the 2nd position. Then repeat 1 again for (3). I agree, but number 3 never works. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 I agree, but number 3 never works. That is if he gets to number 3 after starting a p411 account. I think his new number 3 will be become "pull pork" and "making asp laugh" will drop down the list somewhere. Ah the grass is indeed greener after becoming certified on P411. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 wash your crack but do not apply fragrence to said area! That's it, and yes I love men that make me laugh 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 I've been a lurker for a while now and figured it was time to intoduce myself and say thanks to all for the great information and laughs. So just to make sure I have this right, the important things are: 1. Wash my crack 2. Wash my crack...yes it's that important that I wrote it twice 3. Make ASPs laugh 4. Get a P411 acount 5. Check reviews 6. Relax and have fun Does that sum it up? Yep!.... Hello Mikey, Welcome and have fun..... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 I love men that make me laugh Just to clarify, does it matter whether you're laughing with them or at them? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 A handy tool http://www.tineye.com/ To check and see if the provider is using real pictures not fool proof but helps. Google the provider’s phone number. Look at the results pretty much my train of thought is if she has posted on multiple sights maybe even multiple states she is more than likely not LE. If the ads that come up have pictures of different providers than more than likely it’s either an agency or fake pictures Another good way to find reviews that may have been posted Check multiple review sights Have realistic expectations Have fun! This is a Hobby if you are not having fun your doing it wrong! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 1. Wash my crack 2. Wash my crack...yes it's that important that I wrote it twice 3. Make ASPs laugh 4. Get a P411 acount 5. Check reviews 6. Relax and have fun Does that sum it up?You can also add: ~ Don't be an ass-hat ~ Don't take ANY post(s) to personal 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 Greetings! And welcome to the Dark Side! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2012 I agree, but number 3 never works. I've never even seen you, but you make me laugh all the time! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 26, 2012 Welcome Mikey! Friendly, nice, smart... you're well on your way to making providers happy (which in turn will make you happy). Don't let the trolls eat you. We like you already. xxxooo Beverly ;-* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 27, 2012 Thanks for the warm welcome 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2012 Oh wow..thanks mikey.. I just know I wouldn't of had the ucky day I had, if I'd just opened your hello sooner. Anyway...welcome, I'm horribly late for stuff like that..work in progress here!!! xoxo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
