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Expanding horizons a bit, I've been cruising the mw4m section of CL for a few months to see what's crackin' when I hit the mother load of not one but two live ones on the hook. Any who cruise CL understand live ones are almost not a thing but this time, there was one couple seeking someone "hung for wife", the other offering a ++ massage. It's gettin' hot in here. After an extensive exchange, which included a need to know my stats, the "hung for wife' dude first asked if I was bi-curious, to which I indicated I might be if properly motivated. What he didn't know is this meant if the wife was so hot the little head had gotten the best of the bigger and it had become the price to pay but, it's not what I would have responded to so, on with the story. He then said she asked for cock pics to "check my size", which I will not do under any circumstances. Responding to my request to know how she looked, he said the wife was a 5'5", 145 lb brunette. Being the meat on the bone kinda guy I am, I let him know that seemed "delicious" and asked when could I come over, to which he informed me she had "found her guy" but wanted to know would I allow her to watch him "suck a nice cock". Are you serious?! "Not at all". Bro? You got me twisted, bro. Feeling duped, my suggestion he post in the m4m section was about as P.C. as I could muster. Then there was the ++ massage offer, which almost had me. An extended silence making me think they had moved on, I sent my number informing them I had as well but that I was there...for them...if they needed me. After some time he explained they got "75-100" replies a day making it "hard to keep up". Does this even seem real? Do CL ladies get this much play? Finding this quite exhausting, his response to my, "keeping her busy, huh?" was, "Try to". Here I am thinking it's some suburban couple living a little like me but, noooo, what we have is Iceberg Slim (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Slim)in the flesh! What a guy, right ladies? Thinking back to the offer of a BJ, DATY (which I've yet to do on a provider) and a "++ sensual massage" which I correctly interpreted as FS, in the context of "75-100" swinging dicks coming through a day I asked, "is bb possible?". The answer, "with a tip and be DDF and clean" simultaneously confirmed my worst fears while diminishing all hopes I had in mankind. I mean, "a tip, DDF and clean"? Will any tip do? Don't you eat there, bro? LOL'g my "the correct answer is never. I'm out" response, which was me trying very hard not to be judgmental, I then suggested he take better "care of his queen and money maker". That's not very judgmental, is it? This Bull Shit is turning out to be tougher than hobbying and rocket science when compared to slot car racing. The struggle is real, people!