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  1. Where in Colorado can I get a...?

    Wow, that's pretty hot, thanks for posting that gr8owl! These are pretty hot too: http://www.txxx.com/videos/27124/sissy-drilled-by-his-wife/ http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1894578399
  2. How To Suck Your Own Penis

    For those other males thinking to do this...don't, it is not without it's risks! I was successful at first with this, but ended up rolling off my bed right as I was about to erupt and ended up with two compressed disks and caused myself to throw up because I ended up deep-throating myself when I hit the floor. Damn gag reflex. I also knocked over the flowers I bought for me and all the candles I used to set the mood...one hell of a mess to clean up, not to mention I didn't get a chance to smoke the two cigarettes with myself because of all of this chaos. That's not the worst of it though. Both my cat and dog were in the room, and neither will even look me in the eye. Ok, sarcasm aside...seriously, dudes actually do this?!? I'll pass, nothing beats a females touch, attention and companionship and the thousands of other reasons in my opinion.
  3. Grooming

    Well I guess it does a little, but it's not that bad if the lady waxing you knows what she is doing.
  4. Lexi Fort Collins

    Does anyone know anything about her...she looks pretty hot, but don't see anything about her? Lexi 786-562-6826 Post ID: 20388813 fortcollins http://fortcollins.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stop-incalls-f-l-a-w-l-e-s-s-blonde-b-o-m-bs-h-e-l-l/20388813 cached Ad BP Ft Collins Oct 17, 2015 http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:ILOV7wXmFUgJ:fortcollins.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-college-student-blonde-sweetheart/20388813+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
  5. It Finally Happened...

    Hah, now this shit is funny. I've never watched Parks and Rec, but I guess I'm going to have to start!
  6. Buying your girlfriend a "thingy."

    Wow, that is a huge turn on...that would be great for my birthday too to take you out to dinner and dancing and give you a strapon to use! (I'm looking for a box now.) ;-) So, back on topic. If you know her well enough why not, I've bought girlfriends toys before...and gone shopping with them so they could pick one out, my only stipulation was that I could use it on them occasionally too!
  7. Grooming

    I agree it's up to personal preference, but I've always at least trimmed down there since my former wife brought it up many years ago. I always enjoyed going down on her more when she was clean shaven or bare...ever since then I've at least trimmed and shaved to make things more enjoyable for the woman I am with. Over the past couple of years I get a monthly wax (brazilian, butt and abs) and have gotten many compliments from girlfriends that appreciate the effort and when I look back I think I received more oral sex because I keep it so clean and hair free. Yes, I was very concerned about how much it would hurt the first time I got my "junk" waxed, but the lady I go to was great and if you do it on a regular basis (ever 4 - 6 weeks) it thins the hair and it doesn't hurt. I keep this routine even if I'm not in a relationship because I do like the look and feel and it just feels better and cleaner all around. Also, there is the mental aspect for me where I it make me feel more secure knowing that I'm clean and smell good and don't look like a bear down under when it's time to get "frisky"! Too each their own, but I prefer clean shaven and to be clean shaven (or waxed). Also, if waxing isn't your thing, laser hair removal does work too...I've had a few sessions that has thinned the hair out significantly, but it is a bit more expensive.
  8. These are fun

    That is baddass (pun intended!)
  9. Nude Communities

    I've never been to valley view, but it looks great. Orvis I have been too and it is really nice. It's optional during the day so we had a great time, they have multiple pools as well as private hot tubs inside.
  10. Outfits....

    I agree with most of the posts here...and sundresses are nice. I also love seeing a woman with a great body in tight jeans. So to turn it around a bit, what do the ladies like to see us wearing, any recommendations that you have that make it more enjoyable for you?