The Divorce Coach ~

thanks for the thorough breakdown

welcome aboard, Marky!

no shade but out of curiosity, and i dont care one way or the other, but you seem misleading, imo...since "woober" is a well known slang for penis, and you identify as male why did you choose to put female in your bio? oh, welcome aboard!

yippee! yep! i agree CD! "bump away ladies" ....just to add...REAL male handles aren't whining abt how much providers are posting/bumping her ad. business must be extremely slow for a certain co girl. ijs

^^ interesting you would comment that in front of the guys...that same provider may not be the best physically manicured person and may have some personal bad habits, but at the end of the day she's on the same side of the fence as you are. you, her and myself are still viewed the exact same by civilian society standards. i would refrain from speaking down on your fellow sisters, especially in front of the guys. happy heauxing and welcome aboard!

i dont waste any brain real estate on app numbers. i mostly ignore incoming calls/texts from app #'s. guys and girls have seriously abused the use of the app. the last time i received a legit and respectful inquiry from an app # was 10 years ago.

interesting

and also beer sales according to the university of Denver ? read this article over on the E and thought i'd share here. are we headed into a recession? from the article “Guys only skip replacing underwear when they’re worried about money,” .....i learned something new as i didn't know there was a financial emotional connection between men and their underwear and their money. who knew? and ladies, i never thought our dress/skirt hemlines spoke volumes to the guys. who knew? lol and here i was today with an ankle length dress on. i never paid any attention to the mixed hemline signal i was giving off.... but my titties were tittying (mucho cleavage) so i thought i was good since i got a couple winks article source: huffpost 4/11

thank you for sharing this information. if you're comfortable sharing his info will you message me here or p411.

him: "my friend gave me your info" me: who is your friend so i can thank him? him: "i can't give out his info"

oh yea, that's right. they don't READ!

i place a strong focus on corporal hygiene in my ad. so not sure why he would pick me to spend intimate time with on a day that he does not shower? overall, im still at a loss on folks having designated days they shower and don't shower.

not sure. but why see a provider in the evening after work on a day that you don’t shower. makes no sense to me.

while at my office friday evening finishing up some civilian work and bout to leave and head to my i/c. call inquiry came in. guy passes screening. he then says i'll be heading over from work. i say, you can freshen up and shower at my i/c. he says, "i don't shower on fridays" needless to say, i suddenly wasn't available to meet w/him. i can't believe the guy actually let "i don't shower on fridays" slip off his tongue. now i'm wondering, am i out of the loop? do some people really schedule a shower for certain days of the week/weekend? have i been under a rock? it's just common courtesy imo but why wouldn't a person want to be FRESHLY showered before having an intimate encounter? i mean, does he not brush your teeth on fridays as well? is this a weird hygiene quirk or is it normal? i wonder which day of the week he takes a shower? i understand we are all different and people have personal hygiene routines they follow but a designated shower day caught me way off guard. what are some dumb things you've heard in the hobby? i'll go first... "i don't shower on fridays"

hate to hear. may he rest well.