Cecilia

Right?! Sister and I had to do the kitchen every night. Started with putting away the leftovers, wiping out the fridge, washing dishes by hand including drying and putting away, cleaning countertops stove top and backsplash, cleaning out the microwave even if it hadn't been used, sweeping and mopping hard floors and vacuuming rugs. Mopping and vacuuming every night, seriously? LoL at my mom, because I still think it's overboard.

Thank you, Bit. I look forward to reaching that place.

"This will pass." - @Seeker5280 Sadly this will never pass. The tragic loss of her child is a horror that she will relive daily, it never goes away. - I concur with the live plants vs flowers, as I also don't like to see the memory of that day wither away. However I would never disapprove of someone else's choice of how they wanted to honour the deceased. After the service we gifted the cut flower arrangements to the funeral home to use for those in need. - As for the overabundance of casseroles, it always baffled me why everybody would donate food at the same time. No household can eat that much food in one week, and it all goes bad at the same time. My mom insisted on us bringing food to grieving families a week afterwards. My family lost their home and their child at the same time so there was nowhere to bring casseroles. Instead of food folks donated gift cards to grocery stores and prepaid visa cards so we were able to buy the food ourselves. Also, prepaid visa and gift cards won't keep a hearty chunk of the donation like a fundme program, if that matters to you.

I've had requests for me to answer the door wearing only a towel and a smile. 😘

Happy Birthday, beautiful lady! I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you! 💜

Welcome! 😘

Hi. 😘

About a hundred years ago I managed a pizza hut in a smallish town. At the end of each day we would throw a few toppings on any dough we had leftover and leave it out for folks in need. It became a regular thing for the homeless. One evening a gentleman knocked on the back door a little early and asked me if he could have "his pizza" a certain way. I politely explained to him that if he wanted to request changes he would need to order and purchase a pizza. These pizzas, as they are, are a gift for everyone to enjoy.

Right?! Oh gawd, this drives me f**king crazy! Especially when it's aimed towards the newer guys who simply haven't learned the ropes yet. I'm sure it takes a lot of guts/balls/nerves or whatever to take that first step into this exciting world. But this is not the place for this particular soap box. LoL I've learned a lot from you, and I hope others have as well. 😘

Where?

Did you mean to post this on f*book? 😂

LMAO! I don't know how to be funny on purpose, maybe you can give me some ideas to run with. 😉 Thanks for the vote of confidence! Jackie Kashian was hilarious! Next time you should come with me. 😊

Wow! That's a huge difference, Bit. Where abouts are you these days? I missed the view of you in all your sexiness the other night. 😍

I'm sorry this happened you again. If someone had done their due diligence and posted an accurate review you could have avoided yet another disappointment when the door opened. 🙁

LMFAO! How'd that work out for you?! 😂

Just make it a "late start day" and head into work around noon. 😘

My go to karaoke songs: My Own Worst Enemy - Lit Should I Stay or Should I Go - The Clash Get Back - The Beatles

A mouthful is definitely a win. 😘 I'm so glad I don't have to wait for an annual blow job!

You're the Worst, is hilarious! Last Man on Earth was a riot, too bad it was dropped before the 5th season was released.

I'm envisioning men getting blow jobs from us before whisking their wives off for a romantic valentines dinner. The men are elated and satified, the wives aren't being bothered about their annual duty. It's a win/win! 😘

Thank you! I remember worrying about this for the first time when BP shut down and we were drowning in newbies on both sides of the fence. I told my less experienced guy friends to be leary of strangers asking them specifics about the ladies because it could be incriminating for both him and her.

I'm dying to know what was printed on the signs? This sounds like a creative and fun approach!

This is exactly what I choose, except in my scenario she's my niece. (a million hugs to you, sweet lady)

This was my first thought. 99.9% of the time the forum men are the ones who get it, and do their best to make it a success. Perhaps you can address the others via twitter/switter or a personal website. 😉 This ^^^ I've removed my number from my ads, and it helps during these rising tides of the less experienced. But Laci is correct, you'll miss out on all the late night dic pics. LoL! Hmmm, the solution to your woes is right here at your fingertips. Quite literally, at your fingertips. 😘

I've always found your musings relatable on many different planes. 💜