BadTiming

Was browsing for milking table providers on TOB and couldn’t find anything so I went to Tryst. Found someone that seems relatively new and she didn’t provide any contact info so I sent a message through Tryst. She responds to my message of, “Hi there, I noticed your post, but there wasn’t any screening info or any contact info. Below you will find my LinkedIn profile, a picture of my ID and company website.” Lol I thought for sure that would be enough to get the necessary business out of the way, but to my surprise, she responded with, “Can you send me your FB?” I tell her that I don’t have an FB account. She asked for Instagram! Lollllllll I sat there for a minute and wondered if I’m an actual moron for literally sending her every possible legitimate social presence I have… Girl, bye… Am I an idiot?!

Dude get off your soapbox! You have 23 reviews and the last one was 2 years ago. I’m sure you’re one of the seasoned “professionals” here, congrats on that! Frequent Escort Site Participant is quite the honor and something you should be extremely proud of, but respectfully, don’t speak down to me. It really wasn’t that deep bro… And just like that, I remembered why I don’t come to TOB that often. Have a good one PRO.

So being transparent and forthcoming on first interaction makes me untrustworthy?! Internet is a wild fuckn place. A company website with my face, LinkedIn with hundreds of connections and a matching ID definitely seems sketchy!!!! lol got it! I swear to god some of you just come here to shit on people…

Took me a second to figure out what you meant, so that confirms I am the idiot! Lollllll

Great question. I have no idea, just assumed from previous experience this would be what she asked for. I guess I am indeed an idiot…

I read reviews, but have stopped believing most of what I read. I’ve picked up on some things that reviewers leave when maybe they’re trying to be “nice”, but really all I care about are the following: Are their pictures even remotely close? Is the location sketchy or is it disgusting inside? Did she shower and if she did, does she still smell? I know damn well some of you bros aren’t being honest, cuz I can name several providers that look nothing like their pictures! I can also think of two in particular that have great pictures, but look more amazing in person. Shout out to those heaux’s!

Nothing to be sorry about, we’ve all posted some really stupid shit on here. Congrats on the eight inch hog lol

lol I guess shooters gonna shoot! Broski, I believe the following may have been more appropriate. I’m Landon and I’m willing to pay for the following on the 29th. Your full rate for the hour to have drinks, plus another hour to “play”, plus another hour because I have a big dick and lastly, another hour of your full rate to shoot video. By my math, that equates to $1600. I imagine you’ll get some bites on that instead of let me fuck you for free (err a couple drinks)…

Take the net and buy JEPI, reinvest the divs and wait until that’s producing 10k/month. EZ

Everyone deserves a second chance.

Hol up! What is this intriguing place?

I’ll bet that dude scratches heads like a mother fucker!

CNN, my trusted source when I’m looking for factual information.

Is it me or does it really feel like we’re on the cusp of total disaster? Literally everything is more expensive, by a long shot, than even just recently and we’re being told that inflation is coming down! How the f is that possible? Our President is constantly putting data in our faces that is seemingly false while he tells how great everyone is doing. I’m not an emotional person, but god damn it’s getting tough to see people struggling… Credit card data suggests that lower and middle class families are leveraged to the max while wealthy families seem to give zero fucks. I guess I’m just curious to know how everyone is holding up in this interesting place. If you’re struggling, holler at me. NO that’s not a solicitation for nefarious weirdness or some internet white knight bullshit, it’s just simply an offer because for once I actually care and have some semblance of emotion. Hope everyone is pushing through this chaotic moment in time.

You’re probably right, apologies.

I’m limp… no chance of firmness! Yikes

Not sure if you’re implying that I don’t care, but I suppose it doesn’t matter. Was just checking in, I get your point though.

Well the stock market is on a little rally to start the year, BUT that hasn’t translated to any meaningful relief. I wish I had the answers over here.

Damn, reading all the comments is weird because I genuinely thought the solution was widely known, but apparently it’s not. Let me sum this up for you rookies. New blades and a handful of shaving cream is not the answer. This is a three stage process and requires some tools to provide excellent craftsmanship. First you’re going to need a high quality Oster trimmer with different guard lengths for hitting the base, located just under your big ole belly. You will also need a “finishing trimmer” for your nutbag and taint. The beautiful thing about the finishing trimmer is you can run it right on the boys without any cuts… Then you can hit it with the razor. 1: trim base with a #2 guard, 2: hit ball sack with finisher, 3: finish balls with razor. If you’re feeling spicy you should hit your ass crack with the #1 guard and shave your ass while you’re there. Just put a leg up on the counter, unless you’re just a fat bastard… You’re welcome!

I actually can’t think of many worse things than a covered bj, but I’m also confused by the need for the fellas to “daty”, which is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read, btw… Surprised the ladies allow the fellas to get down like that seeing as the mouth is a crap shoot, meaning they aren’t clean and you never know what’s goin on in there… lol gross. So I guess I’m a hypocrite now! Ladies have cleaner mouths than men though, right??? 🤣 I still can’t wrap my brain around these things!

Where did said surprise land? Seems strange your partner would all of the sudden be weirded out by that.

Hold the fuck on, what? You road tripped with a provider? Lol game over

Da Fuq? That makes sense as to why there very seldom anyone new on here… I don’t see this place getting larger, only smaller…

I’m checking out of this one…. The irony of the mods editing my last post and removing one sentence (that was the mic drop), but letting Hobbit say whatever the fuck he wants, tells me all I need to know about this place… Freedom of speech is not alive in this forum! Oh well, it was pretty bad and I was hoping he’d see it. Instead I get his angry DM because I called his “partner” a bitch. That was G rated compared to the removed sentence. Hope you all have fun!

Whelp, I suppose I’ll continue to torture myself by reading and responding. Fuck it, might as well… You mock them, her specifically, as though you have knowledge or worse yet, are superior in some way. I know for a fact this shit makes you feel good, acting and writing like you’re clever and more intelligent. You’re not and the most ironic part of all this is the fact that you literally have no idea how to be a decent human being even though you tell us how great you are, and we know for sure that bitch fuckin you dreads that less than average dick. I’ll leave you with this gem… yet here we are. Can’t wait to see your gif and response. Have a nice evening!