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I'm sure having sex with a pron star is why 99% of the male scientists wanted to be a scientist.

Toilet paper is easy to get at 7-11. I got five copies of The Denver Post at 7-11 just this morning.

i took a tour of Fort Knox and took a picture that I smuggled out..............................................

If you want to get life back into proportion flop your junk down on a ruler.

I have 14 rolls of toilet paper and I'm not sharing.

I'm going to guess it's here ^^^^^

Happy Birthday Audrey.

I don't know why any of you are worried abut this, if you will remember we all died during the Cuban missile crisis when Russia nuked the US off the map. then we all died again during the cold war also at the hands of Russia. then we were all killed by SARS and now this beer virus is going to kill all of us. I can't wait to see what is going to kill us all next.

You never told me you had sex with my x-wife.

This thread is from July of 2019. I'm willing to bet that he has figured it out by now.

I can tell you from experience there are a number of things an ugly guy can do to up their game. never send a picture to a provider. tell her your stylist was talking about how dangerous it is to send pictures on line, because what ugly guy has a "stylist" right? at the hotel always park on the end with no windows, this gets you inside without being spotted. once inside approaching the room, high collar, hat, and sunglasses are your wing men. once you get in the door, this is when you make your move to turn the lights off! if she asks about the lights, you can't tell her it's because you're ugly so make something up like it's more romantic. you may be thinking once the session is up it's time to turn the lights on but you would be wrong. an ugly guy reference will really make your hobby days tough so you will need to learn to get dressed in the dark. while getting dressed and finding your wing men you can ask about a reference. when she opens the door remember collar up and face down into the hallway. once out the door make a run for the stairs. if you wait for the elevator and she comes out she might get a good look at your face and you can kiss that reference goodbye. I've had a lot of sex as an ugly guy but none of it was with the lights on.

I posted it was pee years ago.

Not yet we still have 6 shopping days left.

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I would think this would just be common sense but some guys forget common sense when a woman tells them something is OK. a deposit is and always has been a huge red flag. I have never and will never pay a deposit.

You must be the poor bastard that married my X-wife.

I really don't care if she can spell blow job.

Note to self: Never get 5th row floor tickets for George Strait!!

Can the girl and the steak both be juicy??

None of this has anything to do with the fact the information you gave was incorrect,

This is not true at all. you need to get your information straight before you post something false like this.

I did that 20 years ago and my life is so peaceful and calm now you can't imagine. the only thing that could possibly screw it up now is a woman.