Urban Dictionary has some great treasures, almost any word that starts with angry is great, but I found a new one today.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Splenda%20Daddy&defid=1060741
April 28, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
A man who strives to be a but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.
She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.