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About NolaScofflaw

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  • Birthday 01/17/1984

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    Manitou Springs, CO

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  1. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    I may chicken out on that, I haven't decided. The Coronavirus may put retirement off for a while anyway if people don't calm down soon.
  2. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    I admire your skepticism. Time will tell, I suppose. By the way, I changed the avatar for you. I became increasingly embarrassed as I gradually snapped out of it over the course of a couple of days. I'm pretty sure this account is useless now. I've been thinking about quitting to prepare for retirement anyway. Sorry again.
  3. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    So I went a little crazy. I recently finished tapering off my med and I think that caused me to blow a minor offense way out of proportion, causing my base-line level of crazy to skyrocket. I apologize. Take care.
  4. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    Hobbits. Yeah tons. I think the lulz are gone for good. You guys take care.
  5. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    Waiting in between projects. My bosses can't get it together, which is fine by me. Also, yes, young and dumb, but not as full of cum as the rest of you perverts.
  6. Covid-19 (2019 novel coronavirus)

    Don't sell and it won't matter, unless you're one of our perverted grandpas. In that case, RIP your portfolio, maybe.
  7. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    I think Laci is trying to put a daisy in my rifle.
  8. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    I remember you now. This joke is still going over my head, you're going to have to dumb it down a bit more. Maybe you're an asshole, but it would be hypocritical for me to condemn you for that.
  9. Looking for a surrogate provider.

  10. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    You know damn well you asked no such questions. I don't know what you mean by "little people". Are you referring to midgets?
  11. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    Maybe if it's a slow, gradual crash. That shotgun isn't going to do you much good if it's a hard one. I'm not sure I would want to stick around for either, personally.
  12. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    His choice to blow up mailboxes would have been vindicated if it could have worked. Just as the true believers within the Bolshevik revolution could have justified their violence against the Bourgeois if such violence could ever create a Utopia. Unlike the Bolsheviks, he was smart enough that he should have understood that human nature would never allow for revolutions like this to succeed. Humanity is on a determined course to crash into the wall. Resisting this will just cause you to suffer needlessly.
  13. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    Still not working. You might as well give up. If you look up the word "incorrigible" in a dictionary, you'll find a picture of my fat white ass mooning all of you because I refused to sit still for the photographer.
  14. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    That's the right attitude. If you want me to quit fucking with you people.
  15. Looking for a surrogate provider.

    "The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin." - Ted Kaczynski This is why these tiny little rebellions against tyranny are important. The 20th century was littered with examples of how people like me can be affected by people like you when you become too empowered. At some point, I may no longer have the liberty to keep to myself and heckle humanity from a distance for my own amusement. Even people like you eventually become victims of your own tyranny when things get bad enough. Just as he futilely sacrificed his liberty in an attempt to save the world, I'm sacrificing my reputation here to try to enlighten you perverts. That's not true, I'm doing it for the lulz. I know I'm not going to get through to anybody. That's the only difference between the two of us. I realize you're all doomed and aren't worth saving anyway. I do enjoy making a joke out of it, though. To the point that it may be worth the aggravation that humanity caused me before I became too apathetic to care. I'm quoting and comparing myself to the Unabomber.