NolaScofflaw-banned

I don't want to be part of this community... Say what's on your mind. I will say I've been very impressed with the moderators here, but fuck the rest of you. I don't give a shit if I'm blacklisted.

I may chicken out on that, I haven't decided. The Coronavirus may put retirement off for a while anyway if people don't calm down soon.

I admire your skepticism. Time will tell, I suppose. By the way, I changed the avatar for you. I became increasingly embarrassed as I gradually snapped out of it over the course of a couple of days. I'm pretty sure this account is useless now. I've been thinking about quitting to prepare for retirement anyway. Sorry again.

So I went a little crazy. I recently finished tapering off my med and I think that caused me to blow a minor offense way out of proportion, causing my base-line level of crazy to skyrocket. I apologize. Take care.

Hobbits. Yeah tons. I think the lulz are gone for good. You guys take care.

Waiting in between projects. My bosses can't get it together, which is fine by me. Also, yes, young and dumb, but not as full of cum as the rest of you perverts.

Don't sell and it won't matter, unless you're one of our perverted grandpas. In that case, RIP your portfolio, maybe.

I think Laci is trying to put a daisy in my rifle.

I remember you now. This joke is still going over my head, you're going to have to dumb it down a bit more. Maybe you're an asshole, but it would be hypocritical for me to condemn you for that.

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You know damn well you asked no such questions. I don't know what you mean by "little people". Are you referring to midgets?

Maybe if it's a slow, gradual crash. That shotgun isn't going to do you much good if it's a hard one. I'm not sure I would want to stick around for either, personally.

His choice to blow up mailboxes would have been vindicated if it could have worked. Just as the true believers within the Bolshevik revolution could have justified their violence against the Bourgeois if such violence could ever create a Utopia. Unlike the Bolsheviks, he was smart enough that he should have understood that human nature would never allow for revolutions like this to succeed. Humanity is on a determined course to crash into the wall. Resisting this will just cause you to suffer needlessly.

Still not working. You might as well give up. If you look up the word "incorrigible" in a dictionary, you'll find a picture of my fat white ass mooning all of you because I refused to sit still for the photographer.

That's the right attitude. If you want me to quit fucking with you people.