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stay warm ... 🤤😍 Merry Christmas | ¡ Feliz Navidad !

Never mind the predictable snow ..... BREAKING NEWS: "Can you believe it's MARCH ????!!!!" ...Hard to believe..... 🤔 (Just checked my calendar... It's actually March 11 but just wanted to share)

WOW! How did I miss this from NOV?!! This is the most amazing thread! But Remember: "$100 is $100" Here's my dos centavos... An old man and an old woman went on a vacation to Las Vegas every year... Each time as they walked past the helicopter rides the woman would say to the man "please please please take me on a helicopter ride!" Every year the old man inquired about the cost of ride. Every year $100 was the response from the operator. Being a frugal old man he would look over at his aging wife and say "I would take you up honey but you know - $100 is $100." This took place year after year after year. The operator got to know the frugal old couple and felt sorry for the little old lady. One year he finally said "I tell ya what - I'll make you a deal. I'll take you up for free as long as you don't make a single sound. If you shriek or scream or even gasp then you pay me $100." They had a deal and the frugal old couple was sure they were about to get a free helicopter ride. Once in the operator pulled out all the stops. He dove and ducked and dodged the clouds. He pulled the craziest maneuvers known to helicopter enthusiasts. Rolls and loops and stops and gos. Not a sound from the back. Finally he gave up and landed the helicopter. He looked back at the little old lady and proclaimed "I thought for sure I had you! I can't believe you didn't make a single sound!" The little old lady, white as a ghost, looked up and said: "Well, to tell you the truth, I was going to say something when my husband fell out, but you know, $100 is $100."

I love the dysfunctional politics.. Pls pass the popcorn. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿This week has been stranger than fiction! You can't write this stuff. It's been more than 200 years since anyone or group has breached the U.S. Capitol Building and that was the British who set it on fire in 1814. 🏛️🏛️ Since some Denver area movie theaters just opened today I've been enjoying the weekly political entertainment! 🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️ Remember: Only 12 days till the 2021 inauguration. I just hope these guys produce another Inauguration Day Bad Lip Reading video for 2021.

lol! here it is:

👽 YES! Of course, there are aliens already living among us... Didn't you see the MIB movie(s)? 👽 (BTW: Tommy Lee Jones's Spanish-speaking skills are excellent) Do aliens exist? YES Have they visited earth? YES Do you think report will be any more informative and truthful than the Condon Report, Project Blue Book, etc. ? YES Ladies: what are the screening requirements for an alien client? Or will ads simply say "no AAA", the third A being "Alien"?? Are there concerns regarding size lol? Alien clients .... where do they get acceptable references? Guys: will seeking out alien escorts replace the fascination with Russian escorts? How can you tell if the alien ladies' photos are real? What is the going rate for outcalls to Europa? Mars? The Dog Star? Human trafficking - new definition needed?

🎅 🎄 Merry Christmas | Happy Holidays! 🎅 🎁 to Sparkey and all on the board ... 2020 has been quite a challenging, tumultuous, demanding year for everyone. Let's all strive to be better and do better in 2021. This weekend I raise my coffee cup (Colombian beans, of course) to all during the holiday season. It was 60 degrees on Friday--The 12th warmest Christmas on record for Denver metro. Miami was 58degrees ... so here's a traditional White Christmas scene:

MAY ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS DREAMS COME TRUE! 🎄

Happy Holidays! WOW! Sounds exciting! A few questions: Can you share the address?! | Were the six gals: 2 blondes; 2 brunettes; 2 redheads or some other combo? I went to a Cherry Hills residence late Friday night and secretly took the footage below. Loved the incense... I think it was Norwegian or Sandalwood Anyhoo: to gain entrance I used the secret password: "Fidelio" -- but I don't know if it will work for this weekend's get-together .. Had a great time! PS: I think you wore the wrong type of Mask...

ENJOY! 🍑

🤦 October 2020: 210,000 US Deaths | 7,420,921 US COVID Cases |

I like any chocolate, especially dark chocolate and just about any candy bar--including reeses, kit kat, snickers and the specialty ones like lindt, godiva, dagoba, etc. but you said for Trick or Treat...so, I'm happy with the Hershey's kisses too! Brach's --NEVER... Meanwhile, check out the retro '80s New Wave KIT KAT ad: members only jacket, pink headband, teardrop glasses, neon pink & blue color scheme, blue eyeshadow, shoulder pads, fanny pack, big hair, funky loud tie, etc...I have a baggy yellow shirt just like that! 😂

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Sometimes--no matter how difficult it may seem-- we must think of the general public and public health above our own need for convenience. If the folks in the photo below can wear masks in 1918 to protect their friends, neighbors, strangers, etc. then so can we in the 21st century. Did you know? The last pandemic killed 675,000 Americans and an estimated 50 Million died worldwide. According to historians, there was a second wave in 1919 because people here and abroad took their guard down and stopped wearing masks. Before considering not wearing a mask think of the frontline workers (retail, trucks, warehouse, cashiers, etc.) and healthcare workers, nurses, physicians (just about anyone in a hospital/clinic) who risk their lives every-single-day without complaint. Most terrifying is that working that closely with infected patients makes it nearly impossible to stay safe. Many have become infected and died. And those who have survived the ordeal are begging and pleading with the rest of us to maintain social distancing, wash hands and wear masks. So, that's the least we can do. We have now reached an unforgivable US death count of 200,000 deaths from Covid-19. Our greatgrandchildren and descendants will be shocked with disbelief that we did little to enforce public safety on a national basis. We all have been impacted in some way by the health crisis but until we get it under control things will not get back to "normal." It's discouraging and confusing to see the anti-mask folks revolting when Scientists/Epidemiologists believe that at least 30% of the population shows no symptoms and may just be carriers unknowingly spreading the disease. I guess we should be happy we're not in Florida where 100 people die of Covid every day! and today their Gov. lifted health restrictions.

2020 Campaign Slogan: "Everything's Peachy!"