Melissa Sterling

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About Melissa Sterling

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    Melissa Sterling
  • Birthday 01/02/1975

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    Colorado Springs
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    School is my main focus, I am double majoring in Geography and Anthropology with a minor in Geology. My other interests are in cooking, reading, I really love to read! Baseball and of course making my clients smile.


  • Location
    Colorado Springs
  • Interests
    Cooking, Reading, BASEBALL, anything fun
  • Occupation
    gee you found me here so

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  1. Don't Be A Hobbiest....

    Makes sense, I haven't been posting, and my tolerance for idiocy is super low. I'll just be over here in my corner. Waiting for the warm fuzzies to come back. I dislike grumpy people. So if it's this Mercury thing, let me know when it's over. Much love, hugs and kisses to the happy people.
  2. I love intellect!

    Oh yeah, I love that one too. The other one... YOU available....Automatically, I say NOPE. Not hi my name is ...., how are you. I'd love too see you, when are you available.
  3. PSA: Don't Flush

    True, but neighbors digging through the trash to prove a brothel existed is a stretch. Unless the neighbors saw money exchanged, theres no proof. I'd file harassment charges. Now then, let's not mention the balls it takes to run a brothel out of a house. Single individual can go unnoticed, but lots of guys and gals coming and going is a recipe for disaster. And i totally agree, dont leave them behind. I dont flush them, bad for the environment.
  4. PSA: Don't Flush

    Seems like a stretch. All they could prove is that people had sex. Sex isn't against the law.
  5. Spring has Sprung!

    Spring cleaning. Wiping the winter crud away, opening the windows and turning off the heater. Well dang it, now y'all know my weekend Oh and sex, duh. Everyone gets twitterpated in the spring. Birds and the bees, everything is screwing, why not us too.
  6. What makes you beautiful souls happy?

    I too got a new puppy who has given me a new spring in my step. She gets me up at 5:30. Then we go on a nice walk and watch the sunrise. We go to the dog park every day in the evening. She's just an amazing golden retriever bundle of happiness. School, though I'm SOOO ready to graduate. I'm so close, but it makes me happy to look back at what I've done so far. Getting straight Ad's and making honors...again. sorry, gotta brag. My family. Those here who know me here, know why. I will say it's awesome to see my adult children graduate w an associates degree and work on further degrees and their future. Seeing them happy is by far, my ultimate happiness. Car know, a song you love coming on the radio and you crank it up and rock out. People always look and most times give some signal of approval. Food! I love to cook, and well, I'm really fucking good at it. So, hearing people say, oh my god, this is amazing, makes me happy.
  7. Let's just chit chat

    Me, I'm getting ready to film a documentary, study the l-sat, and move in January for law school. My futures so bright, I gotta wear shades.
  8. Who is considered Colorado's elite/upscale providers?

    Ok ladies, here's our chance.....i can see all the ladies now changing their names to ELITE so and so
  9. Suicide Girls burlesque show coming to CO

    eek, the black sheep is well, normally a concert venue. No chairs, and about 1/2 the size of a Walgreens. I could think of some much classier venues for those ladies. As for feeling out of place....on any other night yes, but this show, can't say because I don't know who they are attracting.
  10. If The Hat Doesn't Fit

    Bigger than a bat eh? Go with a female condom, and be gentle.
  11. Own a We-Vibe?

    Hi tech masterbation...I've now heard and seen EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
  12. And The Oscar Goes To........

    First of all it's PRESIDENT Trump. I never called President Obama Mr. It's disrespectful. Didn't like President Barack Obama in any way, but he was the President of my country and i respected it. Respect it for what it is even if you don't like it. I turned it off after the red carpet. Their political views bore me and weren't they all moving out of the country. Oh that's right, they wouldn't make as much money. So much for that. Shut up and sing, shut up and act. Just plain shut up! Most of them do not have a clue what their talking about.
  13. Heterosexual women have fewer orgasms.

    Yep, I have to agree. My gyno said douche twice a year tops. She also said if you smell funky, come see me but do not douche because it will make it worse. A little wipe of warm water before an appointment starts should be all you need. All girls have a little odor, it's a hot, moist place. But if you're smelling a garbage can, fishy smell, and think theres the creature of the black lagoon livin in there go to the Dr asap.
  14. Heterosexual women have fewer orgasms.

    Well duh silly. But that's my point, why don't guys go down on girls if there isn't an odor? If any of you guys were about to chow down and a stinky smell was present, you might want to say, um darling, I'm gonna pass. Or wait till you get home and e mail her since some bitches are total nut jobs.
  15. My Restless Mind Is Pondering Again...

    Don't worry about a dissertation right now. You may take a class that completely changes your mind and run with that. Get your feet wet, it will come to you. And your dissertation will be written over a period of months. It's scary, I know. I'm rethinking law school, but I keep reminding myself that I can do it. But I focus on what I have to do to get there first.