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Wow this shite is pretty fucken razor bro.

Taco Bell...

Do you consider yourself part of the white knight community ? Or are you an asshole? And for the lovely ladies. Salmon or hot pink? And why? I fill like a white knight defender of the solar system. I fill like some are assholes. Ladies so many tough colors to choose from its a wonder why you guys aren't nekkid all the time.

Im glad no one said Pretty Women yet. I know it's cliche to mention anything about Pretty Women on this board but it really is my favorite movie about the biz. And it's not because I can't think of any other one's because there are lots of pornos with escorts in the the title. Idk it's just that it has an awesome theme song. Julia Roberts being hot. Then he saves then loses her then wins her back. Just an all around happy movie.

ya happy birthday

Um no. It has cross my mind to before to buy a flashlight. But i never could cross the line. So a 5000 dollar doll would be a negative. The only way I would consider one is if I was pimping it on backpages or craigslis. Or if I ever made it big TOB.

Lets see something weird. I once hit something that belonged to the hotel with my vehicle. I didn't damage my vehicle though. I meet a providers security/drive. once. She introduced me to him after seeing her a few times. She swore it wasn't her pimp. Whatever he was it was super awkward.

It's around my third time. I think it's a relatively low number considering Im infected with a love bug for my "SP". Wow you're the sherlock homes of love. Yep, Im not taking any of your bitter drugs expect for the part about taking her to see the sunset. I like that idea. Don't worry about the pain I manage it with love movies, booz, and other hobbies. Plus I don't have any expectation of love from any asp. When you expect too much it may leave you disappointed .

It's time to remember love is buring ring. Something something I fell into a burning ring of fire something something flames went higher. .... Here is what I don't understand . Why isn't love talked about openly on the other board .

Waffle House > Denny's

That fits your sassy personality to a tee.

Omg good luck jezy.

Proofreading is one word asshole. Anyways proofreading takes away from the raw sex apeal of any post. Very true points mr pitbull. But does God her/him self say love is a battle field. I'm not saying love sould be found this way. But what I'm am saying is take a chance. Fuck it. All I'm saying is I love my dog. But that doesn't mean I want to marry my dog. But the at the same time I doesn't mean that marrying my dog is out of the question.

Indeed guys here's the disclaimer this is most expensive place to find love. But as we all know Jesus loved the escorts. I think josh said that a while back but that's actually been my a thing in my head since for ever. Escort no matter how slutty deserve love and need to be saved by macho.

That's the bull shit answer I don't want the standard bull shit answer. Spoiler: a mate can be found anywhere. Here's the thing if you want something bad enough go for it. If you fail at least you tried. In my earlier years I was defeated before I even gave anything a try. Yes totally the hardest place to find love indeed. Wrong place ... Ummmmm no . Wrong place . family reunion by definition is closer.. I wish I frequented two girls. I haven't needed to in a while. I pretty much don't frequent anyone and see them when it's convenient

A ferret is too large and would of been noticed. There's only two things small enough to shit in a sock and get unnoticed 1. Little person 2. Halfling (but they don't exist)

No no no it's 47 percent of women want worser sex if that's even a word.

My computer is showing her with 2 dicks in her hands pointing at her face. Like its insinuating her to go suck a dick.

Here pimp was probably another little person. He most likely was hiding under the bed. Didn't like the way the client was. Saw his sock and shat in it. Either that or the reviewer just go had an encounter with a phantom shatter.

Call me old fashion but I think crotchless panties are still sexiest. But those still will work.

I wonder if he also gives facials ?

Wow somebody has crush on Ms. Kitten. * does av8r voice* Oh Miss Kitten every you say I agree to. I agree so hard now. Anything you say my crush.

Um backpages is very good all purpose site. I use it for dating, hooking up, massages, escorts. Pretty much any purpose it can do it.

Oh Lordy!!! Happy Birthday Day Jezy!!!!!!

Not really. You know how if you get bitten buy a werewolf right? Well you have to bite him back to be cured. Or you can bite the one who bit the one who bit you and you'll both be cured.