caveman

Years ago I had a girl friend who worked a legitimate day job, and worked part time for a 900 number company at home in the evenings. She relayed to me some of the nasty things she heard from her callers and the sleazy things she told them that she liked to do. It made her horny as hell and I was the ultimate beneficiary. Had some incredible sex with that lady! I became very grateful to those poor slobs calling those 900 numbers.

Thanks, Eric. NY Times columnist Thomas Friedman has been complaining for years about US immigration laws that force talented people to return to their native countries upon completing their education here. From what I know about her, we just lost a very talented individual. I'm gonna write my Congressman!

Anyone know what's become of Katja Kovar? Her website is down and no response to email. I'm looking for someone with her body type: tall (5'-8" or more), slender, young. Feel free to PM with any suggestions. I'm 6'-2", so the taller the better! Thx!

What do you call a bag full of vibrators? Toys for Twats!

I don't shave my pubes or armpits, and some of my clients enjoy that but most don't care. One glance at hairy armpits and I'm outta there! Totally gross! Maybe the Europeans don't mind, but not this guy.

When I was traveling extensively, I would walk through the airport security lines or any queue and when I would pass a women and think, "yes" or "no" as to whether I would want to have sex with them. Thanks to this world of ASPs that I so recently discovered, I no longer think in terms of yes or no when eying women in public places. Now it's, "The lady in the condiments aisle is worth $200; oh, there's one squeezing grapefruits I'd give $300 for; and Wow! Look at that one getting yogurt! $500! Yeah, definitely $500."

"Men may think about sex more often than women do, but a new study suggests that men also think about other biological needs, such as eating and sleep, more frequently than women do, as well." This research seems to prove that men spend more time thinking than women do. I'm ducking into my cave now to eat, sleep, and think about sex, and will remain there until I think it's safe to come out.

Well, that's the nicest Booby Prize I've ever seen; much better than the ones I've gotten all too often over my lifetime. Maybe I can sell the Community Chest card to MeganRae...?

I'm here because I'm a newbie who is here to learn and to laugh - and I've done a lot of both. Love this site and the all the wonderful people here!

Thanks, Nightrain! The moderators can contact me for an address to send my award. Do I get something cool - like a free session with the provider of my choice?

I've been around for quite a while and done a fairly wide variety of jobs. One thing I learned years ago is to never judge a person's intelligence, intellect, or education by the type of work they do. There are people who, for a variety of reasons, do not persue a career in what they initially were educated for, who rejected the mainstream and decided to go in another direction, or who may have suffered some hardship that forced them to take a job that was "beneath" them in the world's eyes. I live in a mountain ski resort. There are lots of highly educated people working here who are ski bums or want to enjoy the mountain lifestyle.

Baring your sole...not very attractive. Looks like somebody ran over it!

Occasionally I see a photo of a provider who appears to be wearing a wedding ring. Is it just me, or does this make anyone else apprehensive? I mean, what if her SO doesn't know how she's coming up with all the money she's been spending at Penney's? Should I worry about not only LE interrupting us, but an enraged hubby with a .357 magnum?

I know, I know – I’ve seen all the bickering about spelling. It’s just that some of the ads I’ve seen on BP are just too good to let them pass without comment: Stunning ~ Petite ~ Bikini ~ Model!! Aimable ~ And ~ Awesome!!!! Aimable? Where? I shot a bikini model in the air… $80/hr or $60 for military, seniors, and college students Will I need to show my AARP card? Overbore special to hang out. Huh? I gaurantee i can exceed your expectations...nothing like your ordinery girl Hey, she got exceed right! i am a collage student here in ft. collins An English major, right? No, no - an art student! I'm a collage student… Available at your convince. They must be roommates. Mature and serious audiences only Is this going to end like a Shakespearean tragedy? Exotic Look / Very Sexy Thin Build; 5'6; 0 waist Yup, that's thin all right. Hello Poster's age: 28 Location: Ft Collins, Your Place OUTCALL ONLY That's the entire ad! No pic. No phone. A minimalist extraordinaire! Want me to listen or just want to have a notty good ;-) I'll try the notty good, whatever that is. Im the sexy thats here at your becking call. I know what a duck call is, an elk call, a turkey call, a … Really Good at being! Aren't we all? A small car fee will be applied Whew! Glad I bought a mid-size! Come relax for a minute or stay all night How much for a minute? If your looking for an memoriable than look no further I'd like mine to say He died with a shit-eating grin on his face No Thugs Will Not Be Accepted A double negative that can get you into a heap a-trouble, sweetie! You want to relive some stress you've come to the right person Holy shit! My ex has become an ASP! I have all the patience in the world and isn’t afraid to use it. I don't mind also if you don't give me much pleasure cause what matters to me is that you get yours. Seriously. I am to be practical, humorous, and reserved. However, I also am fun if your patient enough to wait. Not only is she a saint, but when you’re finally done, she’ll tell you what color your ceiling should be.

I'll comment on this as soon as I get back from the store with my new iPhone.