Ile Haversnatch

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  1. To Be or Not to Be

    That wasn't a personal attack that might indicate anything systemic, was it mod?
  2. To Be or Not to Be

    As much as I enjoy providing you vicarious pleasure, I was in the mw4m lane. The m4m is all you.
  3. To Be or Not to Be

    Quite the sodomite, eh?
  4. To Be or Not to Be

    With handles that include bad, dude...women, etc., I wonder how many who consider themselves men truly understand the part biology and nature play in our role, our function as men. Judging by the overwhelming tendency to coddle and/or appease women that I've seen on this board, I'm sad to conclude they're not many. Despite the fact most women appreciate a real man and for brevity will clarify not meaning one who manscapes, quick with attempts to illustrate a supposed hypocrisy in one stating they are old school and chivalrous because they are the men they profess to be (you know who you are), what you fail to realize is you've sipped the Kool-aid of a feminist movement which, by emasculating the man, has gone astray. Being the guy who will open doors, compliment your outfit/perfume, tell you how smart and amazing you are, in the end... "I'm into having sex I'm not into making love." - Fitty! Of course, tender sensibilities frazzle at the notion a female is on this earth for males to fuck and not just that but, as many and with as little risk as possible! Forget the Bull Shit, speaking to our imperative to reproduce, it's just real talk! In the herd's rush to judgement, some find it easy to forget that everyone on this board defies at least some of the basic tenets of feminism which include, taking a definitive stand against misogyny, the objectification of women, etc. which, though the byproduct of the "modern" society, is perfectly fine - no one is espousing keeping women at home, barefoot and pregnant! However, we shouldn't forget it wasn't that long ago in our existence when men had to be men for our mere, collective existence and, given current events, it won't be long before we'll have to rely on our inherent strengths and weaknesses, to survive! I mean, let's face it, women (and "modern" men) can think what they want, we all know who's most likely to nurture little ones, drag prey home to the fire and/or keep intruders at bay when all hell breaks loose. That is all.
  5. To Be or Not to Be

    There's only one, maybe two ok, three things Laci can do for me. And none involve my being on the receiving end of a dildo.
  6. To Be or Not to Be

    Good point. And I have a few in my life however, in this context, they can't all be "our women". Nevertheless, there are more than a few here who appreciate and make excuses for "women" who think using a strap-on (and pissing) on men is somehow educational. I'm not in that camp. Are you?
  7. To Be or Not to Be

    In a nutshell, only with the kindness and respect she deserves. BTW, real men don't take strap-ons, so the lesson is likely lost on you. Suffice it to say, you wouldn't like the results of breaking out that strap-on in a session with me.
  8. Bull Shit

    Expanding horizons a bit, I've been cruising the mw4m section of CL for a few months to see what's crackin' when I hit the mother load of not one but two live ones on the hook. Any who cruise CL understand live ones are almost not a thing but this time, there was one couple seeking someone "hung for wife", the other offering a ++ massage. It's gettin' hot in here. After an extensive exchange, which included a need to know my stats, the "hung for wife' dude first asked if I was bi-curious, to which I indicated I might be if properly motivated. What he didn't know is this meant if the wife was so hot the little head had gotten the best of the bigger and it had become the price to pay but, it's not what I would have responded to so, on with the story. He then said she asked for cock pics to "check my size", which I will not do under any circumstances. Responding to my request to know how she looked, he said the wife was a 5'5", 145 lb brunette. Being the meat on the bone kinda guy I am, I let him know that seemed "delicious" and asked when could I come over, to which he informed me she had "found her guy" but wanted to know would I allow her to watch him "suck a nice cock". Are you serious?! "Not at all". Bro? You got me twisted, bro. Feeling duped, my suggestion he post in the m4m section was about as P.C. as I could muster. Then there was the ++ massage offer, which almost had me. An extended silence making me think they had moved on, I sent my number informing them I had as well but that I was there...for them...if they needed me. After some time he explained they got "75-100" replies a day making it "hard to keep up". Does this even seem real? Do CL ladies get this much play? Finding this quite exhausting, his response to my, "keeping her busy, huh?" was, "Try to". Here I am thinking it's some suburban couple living a little like me but, noooo, what we have is Iceberg Slim (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Slim)in the flesh! What a guy, right ladies? Thinking back to the offer of a BJ, DATY (which I've yet to do on a provider) and a "++ sensual massage" which I correctly interpreted as FS, in the context of "75-100" swinging dicks coming through a day I asked, "is bb possible?". The answer, "with a tip and be DDF and clean" simultaneously confirmed my worst fears while diminishing all hopes I had in mankind. I mean, "a tip, DDF and clean"? Will any tip do? Don't you eat there, bro? LOL'g my "the correct answer is never. I'm out" response, which was me trying very hard not to be judgmental, I then suggested he take better "care of his queen and money maker". That's not very judgmental, is it? This Bull Shit is turning out to be tougher than hobbying and rocket science when compared to slot car racing. The struggle is real, people!
  9. Bull Shit

    Don't start none, won't be none - James Brown.
  10. Bull Shit

    There, that's better. Oy vey, how do you know what you're saying? A, B ( XXX ) and C is not A or B ( XXX ) and C, thus the challenge to your grammatical skills, which seem to linger as evidenced by what it "looks to" you I'm saying. Look, I can do this all day but won't, except to state a common knowledge the average person reads at an 8th grade level, which means one definitely has to be smarter than a fifth grader to comprehend the w-r-i-t-t-e-n word so, where you should really just stop trying, you get the last word.
  11. Bull Shit

    Worry not...you're not my type.
  12. Bull Shit

    Oh, so you went from -IQ to reading, kind of? I mean, one has to advertise to receive offers, and that wasn't posted anywhere in this thread, was it? In fact, I'm pretty sure I said I was cruisin' CL, didn't I? It's OK, bro. Practice makes perfect. And what makes you think you know or that I'd take the time to help you understand my sexual preferences or inclinations? But as for your assumptions, you can only wish.
  13. Bull Shit

    Talk about trolls, I suggest you read again or revisit elementary grammar, as I never said no BJ. How hard can it be to understand, TOB/ECCIE/P411/BP/CL are online marketplaces that make acquiring goods and services easy, like choosing to buy meat from Safeway versus hunting and discrete, like Adameve.com. I don't know about you, but this works for a guy like me, who can't be seen picking up women and/or dating. Needs and wants are not one and the same. Think what you will, but a few ladies here absolutely do. The question is, will any admit it?
  14. Bull Shit

    Aww! I even made a "slot" for you in my post, fishydude. And that meme why, how apropos!
  15. Bull Shit

    I know. What is it, sub-zero now? I'm surprised you were able to get that out!
  16. Bull Shit

    Thanks for the analogies, Yorick. I suppose they're always good for something...somewhere except, allow me to pull a page from your book and advise you against bad mouthing CL too much, as some of the ladies here use it, Just saying. This wasn't a complaint, but an attempt to share my journey, mainly to let the less learned among us know there's more to "getting laid" than the elitism that is TOB/Eccie/P411, which I don't need to get laid and damn sure hope you don't either.
  17. Mission trips to Backpage.com - Saving Some Souls

    I'm enjoying the history lesson! Thanks @Bit Banger, @NoCoGeezer.
  18. Mission trips to Backpage.com - Saving Some Souls

    Well said. I too mention TOB to every provider who isn't aware, though I will share having met a few who choose not to join, citing excessive oversight, pretentiousness and/or too much drama as reasons. This is not to be critical of the venue, but honest.
  19. Making friends vs. being a loner

    We've never met but I find you to be a class act. Always kind and non-judgmental, I imagine you to be quite the lady.
  20. Need newby friendly provider wanted who provides gfe

    You'll get a lot of haughtiness about BP (and CL) around here but, just because they're not TOB'rs doesn't mean they're not safe, clean and worth your time and money. Believe me, I know. To succinctly answer your question, if you don't mind a drive south, message me for a few references to newbie friendly providers I know who will provide you the quality time and companionship you seek. I do know a mature provider in southern Denver as well. For the record, I have no financial interest in this whatsoever...just trying to help a brothah out. And not that you asked but, for a bit of advise, try screening to determine if their incall is a room or private residence and only do the latter for various reasons, not the least of which being to avoid LE traps. Also, never ask for specifics. Not only will it will spook the legitimate providers, anyone answering such questions should spook you. All the best!
  21. FS QV

    When shaky (no reviews, highly priced...), on a first visit I like to ask for a QV to get to know providers better. Suspecting the latter, I'd like to know if there's a general rule of no FS on QV visits or do some providers use it as a way to rip-off hobbyists, who are unable to ask details prior to committing?
  22. FS QV

    Naw...what I wondered was how long it'd take you to chime in, glazing over, omitting and/or refuting facts to help you with the false conclusions and/or faulty assumptions that are your trademark. Once again, what you think of me is your problem, not mine. Expecting your collective panties to bunch up, I don't post for you or the likes of you, but for the few in this thread who get it. They give me hope. BTW, your analogies are analogous to the topic at hand. How about you save yourself the brain damage of trying to figure things out and take up long walks on a short pier? Thanks. Yet as much as I hate to admit it, you're partially right in that I don't care to get to know all providers, just the ones I care to see again. And I say partially because other than to, once again, understand her skills and enthusiasm, I couldn't care less. You see, "get to know her" was a euphemism for the fluids and engine noise check most of us do when deciding which car to take home. How does it riiiide, nah mean? Are your tender sensibilities woke? Did you read and understand that this time? You say the feeling is probably mutual on their part, like it's a bad thing! It's not but then, unlike the likes of you, I don't expect for them to even want to know me other than, as has been postured here...that I am clean, polite, respectful and, like the clerk at Dillard's, with loot. More like the Apprentice than the Dating Game, conversely all I expect and deserve is a level of performance that will keep her on set. And it works both ways. For a bit of reality TV (or the shortest dose of YMMV ever seen) show up with your dick in one palm and cold sweat in the other, see how much they care about your trifling life.
  23. I agreed to pick her up

    Where the call girl principle states: "the value of a given service is greatly diminished once that service has been rendered", you knew the deal going in and shouldn't have asked.
  24. FS QV

    There it is. Truth is, the QV I asked about was my first. In fact, Benjamin and I have made it round the world for an hour, no less than half under safe, clean and engaging environments, which is the reason we wondered had we been ripped off. Some may call that wanting a Big Mac. Never mind that $200 an hour is more than I make and more than some doctors and lawyers do, besides extravagance, status, haught or simply succumbing to the pretentiousness of some, what's the point in a Wagyu, when the best things in life are free?
  25. FS QV

    Or of being a hypocrite, especially not you