Tish Thique

Of the 2 major business districts, which is more convenient? Are you on Team Downtown or Team DTC? Thanks, Luvs! Tish Thique

Hugs & kisses to the 2 ladies that educated me via PM/email!

Ladies, I'm finally ready to dive into the wonderful world of review boards but I need your help first. Reading the forums over the last 4 months helped me realize I was taking serious risks & playing Russian roulette with my safety all these years by seeing clients without any form of verification. I know P411 will help once I receive the 2 required reviews to join. What can I do in the meantime? I don't want to post another ad without some type of screening process in place. Please PM me with anything you would like to share. Thanks, in advance for all your help! Tish Thique

Reviewed my denial letter. It's either one posted review or an invitation from an established client.

Email works too, if that's a better method for sharing. tishthique@gmail.com

WOW! This guy is a provider's worst nightmare.

I know references from providers is the 1st line of screening but since I'm a new booty I want to be newbie friendly.

Wow! Although I haven't posted any ads on here to date, LustyLeah PM'd in November for a couples session. When asked to meet in person over coffee or drinks to establish chemistry & set expectations before involving the SO, "she" claimed to be deaf & dumb. Then 2 days later RJB sent a PM asking to meet in her place. I wish I would have known the incident could have been reported to admin. He would have been exposed months ago.

Gentlemen, The only things more important than chemistry in this hobby is cleanliness and discretion. Sometimes a shower is required before or after an encounter. Unfortunately, many gentlemen cannot return to work/home smelling different. Which hygiene products do you wish every incall provider would keep on hand? Please provide specifics. Example: Irish Springs soap bars & Old Spice deodorant. Thanks, Luvs! Tish Thique

Lol MrBigShot I swear most men over 40 have the Irish Spring/Old Spice thing going on. English Leather has been replaced with Axe lmao. You guys are cracking me up today.

Growing up in Denver, I believe it depends on what area of town you're from. East: Y'all West: Yous North: You Guys South: You All lol Tish Thique

But then you're super stinky like fumes & onions.

I was thinking of keeping the top 4-5 products on display & offer deodorant (spray-on if possible) by request.

Wish more Guys were like you!

The non-scented lotions & oils for sure. I guess I'm thinking of those who come home smelling like "Irish Spring & Old Spice" every evening....

No communal deodorant BBB, yucky poo! I'm thinking either spray-on or travel size to keep.

...and if we really want to scare the hell out of a client, play the original Amityville Horror version of "GET OUT" a few times.

One of my tricks of the trade is to create several timed playlist. I use the songs as cues of time remaining while creating the illusion that I have all the time in the world. 😉 Tish Thique

Too funny!

⬆THIS⬆I love you, Alexa! Big sloppy wet kisses and a 5 min hug.

All I can say is WOW! You all sure know how to make us newbies and new booties feel welcome. Before I get started I want to leave you with this; one of the most celebrated flowers in the world, the lotus flower, grows and blooms in muddy water..... PSA: Not all BP girls were low hanging fruit! not trying to start a fight but, I didn't see much of a difference in the escort providers on here vs BP. Most charge mediocre rates to do the most in time frames that wouldn't even allow me to get wet. I'm not judging anyone just stating my observations. The goal of this post is to share my history and prospective with the hopes that you guys remain cautious but become a little less prejudice towards us. For all you semantics & linguistics majors, proof readers and auto-corrector; although I have Master's degree, I do not feel the need to be grammatically correct on this site. Just thought I would get that out of the way based on the comments read in the forums today. I've been in the business off and on since the Oyster, Westword and long gone Buzz Magazine were the main players in Denver's adult advertising market. Left my executive level finance position & return to the business full time in 2015, BP was and remained my primary marketing tool. I have met surgents, doctors, judges, lawyers, CPAs, ranchers, oil tycoons, polititians and plethora of major league sports players & their coaches/managers from my BP ads. I am also unable to count the dick pics, bareback/car date requests, calls/text at ungodly hours and "let's make a deal, I'll give you $50 to make me holla" scumbags. My ads were consistently sandwiched between ladies offering $60 specials or accepting barters for drugs. Why did I stay until the end after kissing more than my fair share of frogs? 1) I'm an ultra-exclusive courtesan that only invites previous social date and FBSM clients with established chemistry, A majority of my new clients are traveling businessmen. Very few were aware of the local boards but they all knew BP. 2) I prefer discretion and initially shunned away from review sites. I didn't want an online record of the "blow by blow" (pun intended lol) details of my encounters. The verification sites were a turn off as well. All I could think of is providing a face pic & a copy of my driver's license then BOOM, another Ashley Madison situation. A good friend and duo partner discovered TOB & P411 1st and after much success on both, encouraged me to start transitioning over. I was still a little hesitant due to all the reasons above so, I created a TOB profile and only participated in discussions to dip my feet in the water. I wanted to learn the rules of the TOB club and the temperments of it's contributing members prior to fully joining. Now, forced to dive in head first stuck between a rock, a hard place and a double edged sword! Noone here or any other review site wants to see "refugee" BP girls without a previous presence. No verification site (I've tried P411, TER and Date-Check) will accept providers without 2-3 reviews from established reviewers. I can't win for losing when all I ever wanted to do was stay under the radar. Is it my fault I didn't keep abreast of the new marketing strategies for this business and put all my eggs in one basket, yes. Should I be judged as low hanging fruit because of it, absolutely not! Welp, 1st TOB rant that may start a repartee, check. Do I give a flying fiddle? Nope! Drops the mike, Tish Thique

Doubling like Bruce Wayne/Batman as an Accountant/Courtesan for many moons, this is my favorite tax season dirty joke: A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. Accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work, too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” Accountant, “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman exclaims, “I’m a chicken farmer!” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” The woman, “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.” Lmao! Hope this helps Tish Thique

Too funny! We don't want you making breakfast in the hot tub, Admiral C.

I really appreciate you guys taking the Welcome Wagon out of retirement! Thanks, Luvs!

Oh my, JRWolfe! I didn't know the Oyster went belly up too.