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lanii Yes 2 8/22/13
Review by snowmanmc-7389 (17 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/22/13
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I saw lanii was back in town so wanted to see her while she was here. all activities were done with enthusiasm and passion. she also can be reached at 510.307.6229. she will only be in town till Sunday so catch her while you can.


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lanii Yes 2 7/30/12
Review by OlderAndWiser (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 7/31/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Gentlemen meet Lanii. An orchid in a field of thorns. A breath of fresh air, sweet voice, nice build(booty!!), great personality, very accommodating and does her techniques to perfection. I won't go into all the details but be nice and let her do her business and you will not be disappointed. The closest thing to your girlfriend you will find. Total GFE all the way. Also if you are an older guy like me don't be shy, she made me feel right at home. And last but not least, to all the provider Prima Donna's out there. Take a lesson from Lanii then you will know what the guys expect, you would never get a bad review and a never ending line of return business! Thanks Lanii for a great time!! Can't wait for a return visit!


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lanii Yes 2 7/26/12
Review by snowmanmc-7389 (17 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 7/27/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I saw her as on no for a nuru massage and called to setup a time. She answered the door and wow, she has a very beautiful face and a really hot body. The nuru massage was what I dreamed it would be. I enjoyed every minute of our time together.


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Lanie Yes 2 9/23/09
Review by hard2please4u (25 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/24/09
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Still getting mixed results from browsing TOB reviews for those mysterious ASPs who only advertise off (TOB) site. Hooked up with Lanie on the strength of the one review on her and her incredibly attractive picture posted on CL. Lanie was as advertised on some counts, very sweet and accommodating within her very limited menu, but her picture turned out to be taken about 5 years and 25 pounds ago. I can attribute the menu to YMMV, more restricted than the last reviewer enjoyed, cause I'm getting up there in years and no menu is posted, so none expected. It was just disappointing to once again find someone answering the door who didn't come anywhere close to the photo(s) posted. Still would recommend Lanie for those who need a quick fix on a limited dime, as long as they aren't expecting anything approaching GFE and like a fuller figured Asian. Personally, I liked her and hope she sticks around, but just posts a more recent pic. I know there's undiscovered gems on CL, BP, and maybe even EROS, but these days I just don't trust the ads without reviews. Now, I won't trust them without several.


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Lanie Yes 2 9/20/09
Review by TommyTube (19 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/21/09
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I can't believe that I'm writing this review because I want to keep Lanie all to myself. She is super super sweet, friendly, polite and accommodating - qualities that are in ever decreasing supply in this business. Upon phoning her the evening before, I'd asked if she would make an early appointment the next morning. She'd responded that she was there for me and that she would make herself available at my request. I haven't heard that in quite a while. Anyway, after arriving at her incall in a nice part of town, Lanie offered a shower and a choice of music from her laptop. After getting the music selected, she put herself into my arms and that's when I totally gave in to her passion. You will not find another woman with better hygiene, softer skin, or who is a better kisser. We made passionate love for 55 of the 60-some minutes that I spent with her. She is very very sexy and was very receptive to any and all activities although all activities were translated. Normally, that would be cause for no return by me, but she was so incredibly naughty (she actually bit me on my a**) that I can't wait to get back to her and start all over again. Lanie is very new to town, and is only planning on staying for as long as she stays busy. Practice good hygiene and good manners and you will be rewarded in kind. I'm going back to see her tonight.


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Lani-FAKE 1 Yes 1 7/20/18
Review by NoCogymrat-FAKE (3 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 7/17/18
Time: 1 hr Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Lani was easy to get a hold of, in more ways than one. She was very accomodating to my difficult schedule. There was light screening, as expected, and she met me at the door with a big hug and kiss. She was very friendly and sensual. (gfe, fs, bbbj, dfk) I will see her again. Thanks Lani.


Age: 23 Hair Color: Brown w/Blonde Highlights Tattoos: Some Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Mixed Race Eyes: Hazel Grooming: Landing Strip Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 34C-N/A-N/A
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 5/26/14
Review by nerotyrannus (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 5/18/14
Time: 1 hr Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Decided to hit up Lanaya while she was in town, she got herself accommodated in a modest hotel. Upon meeting, was greeted in some sexy lingerie, took care of buisness and went straight to play. She's still a student in massage so she didn't give the best massage, but it sure was sensual, especially on the flip. After getting my littleman's standing attention, on went the cover into doggie. Gave her some DATY before going back in and finishing in missionary. She has some limitations, such as no kissing, no fingers in any holes. Clit is okay, both fingers and tongue. Though I usually prefer GFE, Lanaya is still worth considering.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 3/12/13
Review by FreewayII (1 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/10/13
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Nice girl, pics are accurate but the service is very mechanical.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 3/6/13
Review by scooter (13 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 3/6/13
Time: 45 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Lanaya advertised massage and FS so thought I would give massage a try to see if I felt comfortable with her. Called her and scheduled and hour but I ran late and she was flexible so I decided to try a 45 minute massage. She is an absolute doll, body, face and personality. She is truly gorgeous and much more so than her BP pictures indicate. She is very petite and was able to walk on my legs and back. She worked hard to give me a great massage and it was a pleasure. She also has various other offerings but will let her address those with you. I highly recommend LANAYA; you will be pleased and very satisfied with her services. I certainly felt safe and comfortable in her upscale in call location.


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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 9/30/16
Review by cuddlz (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/9/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wow what a great time spent with Lanaya. Cute petite woman who did it all. Spent a couple minutes chatting when she arrived. After talking for a few minutes she started me off with a cbj and it all went great from there with msog. Would recommend and had no issue with contact after several messages back and forth of interests and wants.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 11/28/16
Review by cuddlz (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 10/31/16
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Had been waiting to do another session with Layana. Got a time set. She stayed in contact with me throughout the day. When time came she ended up an hour late, still paid same price. The experience was good. She came in and we got right down to business. Started with some BBBJ then went to DATY. She does not like fingers in her, but that did not halt the DATY at all. Could completely tell she was getting off well. THen we went into missionary for first round. After a quick cleanup and some more DATY and BBBJ went in to CG and finished in K9. She made sure I finished a second time in our allotted time together. She keeps to her time. Easy to set up and meet though.


Age: 24 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 9/5/19
Review by Gentleman47[Banned] (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 8/4/19
Time: 15 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: I saw Lanaya for a QV at her incall in Aurora. She screens, so give yourself time for that. I met her and she was a shorty with a great body. We chatted for a few and then got to business. Started with a CBJ, then mish, and finished with K9. She has a nice tight body. She's non-gfe, but no big deal for me. Next time I will do a half hour to enjoy her for a longer time.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Rip-Off 8 9/14/19
Review by lustfullover (11 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/6/19
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Rip-Off Recommend?: No Smoking: Not that I could tell Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: It pains me to do this as I never write bad reviews. If anything, I tend to be less critical than I could or should. However, my experience with Lanaya proved to be a complete rip-off. Was bored thinking with my little head late at night and saw that she had a good review just posted. I had never seen her advertise, and I was intrigued. I texted her on a whim, and she responded quickly. Neither of us could host at that point supposedly. I knew I couldn't. Again, my little head was running the show, so I agreed to a car date. She said she was a dancer at a super reputable club or two, which intrigued me. When I got to the agreed location, I started feeling a little apprehensive. However, we got in contact and she eventually ended up in my car. She kept asking if I was a cop, and she kept saying, "You're scaring me," etc. I assured her I was not a cop and told her she was sketching me out as well and that I don't normally do car dates. We parked at the hotel she was allegedly staying at. She told me her and a friend were sharing the room, but her friend was busy with a client at the moment. She was allegedly texting this friend and said we could use the room when she was done, which I much preferred to the car date. We talked for a bit, got to know each other, and she did a good job assuring me she wasn't going to rip me off, etc. In retrospect, I fell for all of her tricks. She gave me a hotel key, left her "car keys", pants, and shoes, on the floor as she undressed a little and teased. She kept saying her friend should be done soon, but then she kept saying that she had to pee although she was scared to do it outside. She went out once into some trees and came back saying she was too scared. The second time, she never came back. I forget if it was the first or second time. After a few minutes, I texted her asking if she was OK. She told me to come up to a room number, and I already knew this wasn't going to a good place. Where did she go after peeing? She was supposed to come right back. I went around trying to use my room key on the doors, only checking to see the 970 area code pizza ad on the key after attempting three different doors. She gave me a bunk hotel room key from another hotel in another town (obviously FoCo, Loveland, or Greeley, etc.), and chalked up her pants and "car keys" (looks like a bunk PO Box key). I guess she left me a little box cutter/knife to defend yourself, but it was a super expensive box cutter/knife. I had never had a bad experience with a TOB provider with good reviews, so that's why I found this experience so surprisingly disappointing. Lanaya is very cute and seems like she could be fun, but knowing that she has this sketchy/devious side to her, I would give other girls the benefit of the doubt over her, fellas.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
REBUTTAL:

I couldn’t wait for this to post because out of the 10 years I have done this I have never met a client so sneaky and gross... I Arrive to meet him for a car date I get in his car and he seems nice at first I tell him we should go ahead and wait for my room to be available because I was working with another girl. He asked me to do a little strip dance while I wait and as I’m pulling my pants down He starts the back of the car as if he is leaving so I stopped him and ask him what he’s doing he locks the doors and... I got sooooo scared I ran off no pants no keys no room key and he already had my room number. My room key was in my back pants pocket along with my house keys. I didn’t even get up to the room to get money to rip him off... 10 years of this I have never had this happen and now he is trying to ruin my reputation as well! The worst client ever and I now have to make my screening process even harder.


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Lanaya-BANNED No Show 8 9/22/19
Review by FreshAndFunky (8 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/16/19
Time: 30 min Location: Fort CollinsIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: No Show Recommend?: No Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I asked her if she for sure would be here cause I was stood up earlier and she said yes. Tried following up with her and she finally text back and claimed she has wheel problems on her car. That she was 10 mins away nothing at all after that until I told her I was leaving this review. Whatever what a waste of time That’s ok I’ll find something in Denver.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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Lanaya-BANNED Yes 8 9/22/19
Review by cuddlz (12 Reviews Submitted)

Seen on 9/9/19
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Smoking: Unknown Pictures Accurate: Yes

Experience Description: Decided it was time for a visit with the petite Lanaya. Been some time since I had seen her. After a few messages back and forth on what was wanted and time and date all was set to go. Showed up in casual as she came to me but had sexy lingerie on underneath. Took a couple min to get caught up and started with some bbbj and right into a cover for mission to finish. After some casual conversation we started up for round two with some bbbj then into put on a cover to some cg and then back door at the dog house. All performed with glee and popped for a second time. Sure to see again in the future.


Age: 27 Hair Color: Black Tattoos: None Piercings: Some Body Type: Slim Ethnicity: Ebony Eyes: Brown Grooming: Trimmed Smoker: No Breasts: Natural Measurements: 33B-26-32
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