Heidi the Housewife aka The Maui Muse's Profile

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Heidi the Housewife aka The Maui Muse

Tampa
heidithehousewife@protonmail.com
(954) 361-4283

Stats:

Age: 51
Weight: 135
Height: 5'2"
Measurements: 36C-31-38
Hair Color: Blonde
Tattoos: Some
Piercings: Some
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Eyes: Hazel
Grooming: Landing Strip
Smoker: No
Breasts: Natural

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References: Private

Reviews (24)

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Legend: E = Experience, # = Number of Reviews, Date = Review Submitted

Reviewer E # Date
bukketlyst Yes 14 7/27/14
Seen on 7/26/14
Time: 12+ hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: Out-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Heidi is in Denver for a week or so as she relocates from Maui back to Florida, and I made sure to reserve an evening with her as soon as she finalized her plans. She arrived at the house exactly on time, and damn she looks fantastic. We started the evening by going out to a wonderful northern Italian restaurant for a great dinner and a couple bottles of wine. We talked the entire time and got caught up on each other's lives. After dinner we went back to my place, and she reminded me why she has been my ATF for so long. She had gone shopping and found a new toy that she brought with her to try out with me for the first time. It was pretty incredible. We went through the alphabet of activities, but as usual my favorite was the DATY. She is just so sweet, and there is nothing quite like having a multi-orgasmic woman coming one after another from doing something that you enjoy as much as she does. It was the most enjoyable night I had had in a long time. I need to make sure I get to see her once more before she leaves for Florida. Come to think of it, I may need to include a Florida vacation in my future vacation plans.

Seen on 6/17/13
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This past week I had the unfortunate and absolute pleasure of visiting with Heidi. It was unfortunate because I know it will be the last time I get to see her for awhile. I was her last visitor before she packed the final boxes into her car and headed off for Florida. We have been seeing each other on a regular basis for the past year, and I will really, really miss our time together. My first visit with this lovely lady was almost a year ago, and she quickly became my ATF. I never felt that I was visiting an ASP, rather it always felt that I was spending time with a lover and a friend. She always knew exactly what I wanted and needed without my even asking. One of my favorite things about her is that she always seemed to enjoy herself just as much as I did. When you're with her you find yourself with this beautiful, refreshingly uninhibited woman who never fails to put a smile on your face. We ended up becoming good friends. We would go to dinner together, go hiking, or meet on a weekend afternoon for a couple of beers and some good conversation. She will be sorely missed here in Denver. You guys down in Florida, treat her well and you will have an unforgettable time. Now, please excuse me while I go check the airfares to the Sunshine State.

Seen on 9/9/12
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I had the immense pleasure of seeing Heidi for the first time this week, and trust me it won't be the last! Damn, this lady is fun to be with! Setup was very easy through P411, and she guided me right up to the door of her very nice incall location. Once inside, we sat for awhile to talk and get to know each other a bit, and then she led me to the playroom. There was one review out there where the reviewer said that Heidi was a BBW, but I beg to differ. She is a petite, curvy, shapely, soft, smooth, and very sexy woman. I followed the wisdom of some prior reviewers and let Heidi take the lead, and I'm glad I did because she took me on an adventure that I'll not soon forget. She truly is a multi-O woman, and the best part of this session to me was that she seemed to enjoy herself just as much as I did (and that's saying something). I will definitely be returning soon!

ilikeitlikethat Yes 13 5/17/13
Seen on 5/17/13
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I had the immense pleasure of meeting Heidi today....I don't know why it took me so long. Heidi is a pleasure to be with. She treated me like we have known each other for a long time even though we just met each other. Heidi is a passionate and enthusiastic lady and I will definitely return. She is moving to Florida in a few weeks and will be missed here in Colorado. Catch her while you can.

slim Yes 9 3/9/13
Seen on 3/10/13
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Not one for details, but Heidi is a pleaser. She had just as good of a time as me, maybe more! Very vocal, multiple O's. Everything done was very nice. Looking forward to another visit.

Blondepirate Yes 9 3/22/12
Seen on 3/23/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Heidi is one very special lady. Treat her right and you will be rewarded with a fantastic experience. She has a bubbly personality and a great smile. she is a very curvy woman and soft in all the right places. If you don't mind taking some direction from her she will lead you on a great adventure exploring multiple positions and orgasms. MSOG were on the menu but my mind was willing but this old body wasn't. As always YMMV but treat her with respect and you'll definitely be rewarded with a great time. I do not give out Fantastic ratings overall but Heidi is as close as they come.

Bit Banger Yes 46 3/16/12
Seen on 3/17/12
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I've been out of "the game" a while, but have planned to see Heidi at my first opportunity. Appointment was quickly booked through P411. She is one of the most fun loving gals I've ever had the pleasure to hobby with - PERIOD! I do need to correct something from a previous review - she is NOT a BBW. Zaftig, rubenesque, voluptuous, curvy - all of these apply, but she is a long way from BBW. Heidi's directions to her SW incall were easy to follow. The primary reason I haven't seen more of Heidi is that she's on the extreme SW side of town and I'm normally on the extreme E side of town. This adds at least 2hrs to my required appointment window/kitchen pass. I walk in, greeted with a big hug & passionate kiss, and things get even hotter from there. I booked 90min so we had time to catch up with each other's lives during the rest periods between interludes of wild abandon with her long blonde hair flying everywhere. You get the picture. Heidi is one of the many treasures in our Denver scene. Cherish her.

mtnman2000 Yes 52 1/22/12
Seen on 1/23/12
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Heidi had a special on CL that I saw, she was in the sw part of town and so I made the appt easy enough. Heidi is very friendly and gave great directions. All of her reviews are fantastic which is a great sign. My review is not so fantastic. The good: Not many incalls in the sw part of town and its a nice one. She is pretty, friendly, accommodating, and likes her job. She is a great kisser. She let me take a shower and was extremely helpful. Great verbal skills during the action. Had a nice porn in the background. The not so good. I did my research via phone, and saw this ad: http://denver.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100spl-36-c-natural-stunning-mature-blonde-fantastic-reviews-private-incall-39/7071928 Based on the first photo that my phone pulled up, I was sold. That is a photo of a thin, petite woman. What Heidi is now, is a bbw. She mentioned that she has had some problems with her hormones and had a sudden weight gain. Fine, I feel sorry for her. However, but my type of woman is never the bbw type. I was in that place we go to in our head when we get horny and I didn't walk out. I'm also a gentleman and didn't want to hurt her feelings. The other big thing was why I was there in the first place: a great blowjob. Her reviews state she is great. She started out good but wore down very quickly. My version could be ymmv but I thought it was bad. It was more of a hand job than blow job. Mouth on the tip, hands stroking the shaft. She likes herbal oil, whatever that is, and it wasn't slick. To quote the brother in Weeds, "nothing is quite as good as lube, as lube." She needs to get some water based lube. Conclusion: I hate writing a bad review on someone. Heidi has definite positives but I feel she should be called out on her photos and that she is not a blowjob person. It's possible this is a ymmv thing for that issue but I'm pretty much a connoisseur for this and it wasn't up to snuff.

DGuy Yes 13 12/21/11
Seen on 12/22/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Sorry this review is late but had a very good time with Heidi, who was running a special and was very fun to play with. All activities were with a lot of enthusiasm and energy! I will be back!

travlnman69 Yes 27 10/9/11
Seen on 10/10/11
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: I've seen Heidi a few times now, but it's been a while since I wrote a review for her. She is so much fun to be with and treats you like an old friend when you first enter her incall. Once the greetings are over, however, this cougar lets loose and you are in for a wild time. I think what makes her so special for me is that she is not afraid to let loose and enjoy the session as much as I do. She is very comfortable with her sexuality and just might teach you a thing or two if you'll let her.

Seen on 10/22/10
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Heidi is so delightfully different than the vast majority of the providers I've spent time with. She caters to your every need and her incall is quiet and private. There is something to be said about youth, but the maturity of this lovely lady is guaranteed to impress. The experience was more like a Geisha, and in fact, Heidi exhibits many Asian traits when it comes to politeness and knowing how to treat a man. Don't let her soft mannerisms fool you though -- she is a sexual dynamo and it is obvious that she enjoys what she does. No need to go into details here, but all services were performed to perfection and with great enthusiasm. Thank you Heidi.

muckleskelpin Yes 31 3/7/11
Seen on 3/8/11
Time: 1 hr Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: This review is overdue from a meeting a week ago. Have been doing some email back and forth for awhile and finally things fell into place. Clear directions to a nice incall in SW Denver. Door was ajar and I entered to a lovely lady waiting for a first kiss. A very warm one followed by some chatting to get to know each other then on to more intimate exploration. Previous reviewers have accurately described her. She is warm, vivacious, responsive, giving and loves to receive too. As with any of us she has her preferences and is willing to provide directions to enable them. A very lovely time with a warm lovely lady. Well worth repeating.

foxred Yes 55 3/6/11
Seen on 3/7/11
Time: 45 min Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Heidi is a treasure. She is extremely friendly and has a lovely personality. If you can follow some simple directions, you will hit a home run with her every time. Very simple calling and screening routine, and an excellent location. All services mentioned were delivered with vocal enthusiasm and damn nice!

Falstaff Yes 57 3/2/11
Seen on 3/3/11
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: Wow! Where to start? Heidi is a mature, intelligent, confident lady who really enjoys giving and receiving pleasure. I think it was Jack Palance (in an old TV commercial) who said, "Confidence is sooooo sexy." Well, Heidi is living proof that he was right. She knows what gives her pleasure, and she's not shy about telling you. I find that really sexy, because a woman having multiple O's with me really turns me on. In addition, she's creative and attentive in finding what gives a particular guy the greatest pleasure. We laughed, giggled, gurgled, and gasped together for a solid 90 minutes - a great workout with a wonderful lady who understands her body and my body and how they'll best fit together. It was a hell of a good time! For those of you into really great DFK, Heidi is an accomplished and creative kisser. And if you particuarly love DATY, she'll coach you into some moves that produce astounding results. Good thing her incall doesn't have nearby neighbors on the bedroom walls, because she's vocal and specific. Altogether, Heidi is an unforgettable experience, one that I hope to repeat, as soon as I recover! (By the way, the "Actual Paid" above reflects a P411 special.)

newdawg Yes 3 2/28/11
Seen on 3/1/11
Time: 1.5 hrs Location: DenverIn-Call/Out-Call: In-Call
Experience: Yes Recommend?: Yes Pictures Accurate: Unknown

Experience Description: After initial contact, Heidi agreed to meet me publicly near her incall. She was engaging and showed genuine interest in getting to know me. Once I was comfortable with our chemistry, she welcomed me to her private location. Light kissing and casual conversation upon arrival where she let her hair down, just plain SEXY! I was introduced to her "playroom". She offered a selection of porn to accentuate the session. Once she pressed play, it was game on! She shed her dress and revealed what her photo's don't. I can't go into details as I'm not completely sure of what exactly happened and in what order. A whirlwind of sensations, I climaxed with a body spasm, OMG! Massage and more genuine conversation, possible MSOG, my how time flies. Heidi is sexually confident, vocal and comfortable with herself. I was able to escape the day to day and indulge! Heidi is no clock watcher! She took great care to make our session a fantastic experience for both of us (I hope).

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